The South Seas Gazette - September 2026

8th Edition | September 2026


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Table of Contents

  1. Editorial, by DivineOwl
  2. N-Day: September 2026, by Heliseum
  3. September Theme Thursdays, by Republic Empire of Japan
  4. On NationStates ARGs, by Bloohete, Yusania, Hunray the Sequel
  5. Interview With KrisKringle, by Hamborn
  6. Ice Cream Review, by LordNwahs
  7. Pie Review, by Eternal Raven
  8. Resident Spotlights, by Canadianers, The X-8 Research Center, countryballs by Cayo
  9. The World Assembly - From the Coral Guard, by PenguinPies
  10. Puzzle: Aliases, by Heliseum

Editorial


by DivineOwl (@DivineOwl)

Dear Readers,

I am pleased to be bringing you the September 2026 edition of The South Seas Gazette (now 100% more on-time than last month’s!).

This was an interesting month for the region; most notably, we had shake-ups at the top of both the Ministry of Culture, and the Ministry of Integration. The announcements regarding these moves can be found here for the former, and here for the latter. Both of these happened so suddenly, and so late in the month, that they are not getting their own dedicated articles here. But rest assured, both vacancies have been promptly filled, with government veteran Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition (Shots/Jay) taking-over as MoC, and none other than yours truly filling the MoI role (pending Assembly confirmation). Through this relative uncertainty, though, both ministries have continued to function well, in large part thanks to the incredible hard work of their respective teams of dedicated contributors.

Beyond that, we had N-Day, Theme Thursdays, and more, which will be covered throughout this edition. And to add to the reader experience, we have an interview with the current Chair of the Assembly, longtime government official (and bonafide TSP legend) KrisKringle; dueling ice cream and pie reviews; and further editions of both the “From the Coral Guard” and “Resident Spotlight” series. For all of this, massive credit must, as always, go to the authors and other contributors, who make TSSG possible thanks to their hard work and immense effort. And, of course, to you, the reader, for giving our work purpose.

So now, my friends, it is time to dive into the September 2026 edition of The South Seas Gazette. Enjoyment may not be mandatory, but it certainly helps; what would you be doing here otherwise?

Best,
-Aidenfieeld/DivineOwl
Editor, Deputy Minister of Culture

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N-Day 15: September 2026


by Heliseum (@Heliseum)

Last week on Saturday, September 26th, NationStates celebrated International Day for the Total Elimination of Nuclear Weapons with a 24-hour nuclear war simulation: N-Day. During N-Day, nations band together in factions, produce nukes and shields, and compete to land the most strikes on opposing factions while taking on the least amount of radiation from others striking you.

TSP once again joined up with the Coalition of Radiant Atlantic Lobsters, or CORAL, a faction consisting of Starlight and Horizon, the South Pacific, 10000 Islands, the Rejected Realms, The Region That Has No Big Banks, RGBN, and Lazarus. A full list of regional representatives and commanders can be found on CORAL’s main dispatch.

Allegiances were forged early in the event and carried lately unharmed to the end. The two largest factions by number of nations, Housemen of the Apocalypse (HOTA) and Supreme Powers Eviscerating All Rivals (SPEAR), had worked closely on previous N-Days, and so it shocked no one to see them work together on this event as well. To combat them, CORAL teamed up with Anime Nations Against Liberals (ANAL), Starlight Brigade and Canopy.

Out the gate, HOTA and CORAL began pummeling each other hard. The early leaderboard was chaotic, as a faction would pull ahead with a big strike, then get pulled back when the enemy retaliated. The factions settled into their hourly cycle of producing nukes, targeting and firing.

One consistent theme – almost to the point of becoming a meme – was the technical difficulties that came with the site struggling to handle N-Day. At best, NationStates would become extremely slow to load new pages whenever a major faction launched a volley. At worst, the site would begin to sprout technical error pages every couple of seconds or appear to go down entirely. The server’s unreliability across N-Day did have a tactical effect, as some of the largest coordinated attacks were simultaneously hard to get off the ground and hard to effectively deploy shields against.

Over the late-night hours, CORAL’s fortune began to turn. Key players were lost to sleep and other responsibilities, while many active players had their puppets specifically targeted by HOTA to take them out of the game. The numbers, already in HOTA and SPEAR’s favor from the outset, began to slip even more. By the final quarter, it became clear that CORAL was not going to be able to win, but we had done an incredibly large amount of damage.

In the end, it was SPEAR that technically took home the victory. HOTA had been identified as the bigger threat of that partnership, and thus had been the target of the overwhelming majority of the damage. The amount of radiation put on HOTA by CORAL and its allies pulled them down the leaderboard. CORAL took the brunt of HOTA and SPEAR’s attacks, and thus ended at 7th. While it’s not the victory we hoped for, we are nevertheless proud to have hung on in the top 10 despite how much things had turned against us. What was unusual about the rankings of this event was that no major faction ended up with a negative score.

CORAL plans to be back in 6 months, and command is already working on planning what to do better next time. We encourage all members of the Coalition to get involved with N-Day when it comes around again, be it with one nation or a thousand.

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September Theme Thursdays Recap


by Republic Empire of Japan (@sodacan123)

On August 6th, the Ministry of Culture announced a new fun weekly event, Theme Thursday! Citizens compete to match the theme presented for the week, and a special role is given to the winner of each weekly event.

Following success in the first month of events, the Ministry of Culture hosted the event again over multiple weeks for this last month!

The first theme for September was birds. This unique challenge gathered 6 hopeful ducklettes. The winner was Cayo, whose original spin of the macaw with his own name into Macaw-yo led to their ascension to their rightful place as a recipient of the glorious role of Winner of Theme Thursday.

Following the victory by Cayo, many vied for the position of Event Winner the next week, with 8 people taking-part in this challenge based on breakfast foods. There were many unique spins on the topic, but Heliseum’s entrance of Heli-O’s, a clever spin on the bowl of cereal, was declared the most original by the Ministry of Culture, in-turn helping him to become the 5th ever winner of the Revamped Theme Thursday.

To kick-off our third event of the month, with excitement brewing in the lampshade bar, the theme was announced to be Appliances. 7 people joined to see who would be crowned champion for the week, a slight decrease from the last event, possibly due to the short time-frame given to vie for the role. Out of these brave warriors, Mavenu eventually gained the sign of approval from the Ministry of Culture to pronounce themselves as champion with their entry of ThermoMaven, matching the theme well.

Lastly, here’s a look at all of the victors since the reintroduction of Theme Thursday:

Winners: <Wins-#ppl>
Void (1win-16)
Chum Chum (1win-8)
Heliseum (1win-8)
Mavenu (1win-7)
Cayo (1win-6)
Olivrser (1win-5)

On NationStates “ARGs”


by Bloohete (@bloohete), Yusania (@yusa), Hunray the Sequel

On May 2nd, 2026, almost 150 days ago, a user by the name of ‘Mysterium’ created the very first ARGs (acronym for ‘Alternate Reality Game; an interactive, story-driven experience blending fiction with reality), in the South Pacific, and one of the first ARGs/Unfictions on NationStates; the Third Eye Phenomenon. This is how the ARG community started.

Mysterium’s dispatches sparked much inspiration in other TSPers’ brains, leading to the development of the ARG community, massively contributed to by Mysterium, Bloohete, Yusania, and FluxNyte. Bloohete began Fatherall, a space-themed ARG. Mysterium continued, dedicated to continuing his ARG, the Third Eye ARG. Yusania created Android-476…which was not that good, and FluxNyte created the Fusioncell ARG and was a key analyser of many such ARGs.

Soon, after the conclusion of Fatherall and the inactivity of the Fusioncell ARG and the exciting Census ARG, it had seemed that for the community, the pond had dried up. But this doesn’t mean activity died out – if anything, the community grew; Ruxpidator was born, the first ARG to follow a Minecraft theme. The Third Eye Phenomenon ARG was booming with a variety of character arcs and plot twists. And who could forget Navektogorsk, an ARG largely unsolved, pioneering the usage of pictures and videos.

So we’ve talked about the early ARG history, where dinosaurs used to rule the earth, but alas, most of those ARGs have been concluded. What remains? Well, a lot. Here are three recommendations for ongoing/recent ARGs:

Firstly, we have Macorinster, an ARG depicting the tragic story of 9 teenagers forced to undergo a life-threatening ordeal at sea for seemingly no reason as of the time this is being written. The ARG is being authored by Bloohete and Mysterium, the former the creator of the iconic, concluded Fatherall ARG, and the latter the creator of the first, active ARG ‘Third Eye’ widely considered the greatest of the bunch. Secondly, there is the Resanat Documents, an ARG focusing on a narrator who tells the story of two twins who stumbled too far into a facility they shouldn’t have been in. Simple, right? But while doing this, he’s forced to evade his tyrannical nation and the reader he sees as intrusive by using ciphers and codes to hide his tales. The ARG is innovative for its use of ciphers and anagrams, both a key and necessary part to uncovering it. It is well known for its plot twist which we will not spoil for your own benefit. Its creator, Yusania, has been a key figure for analysing other ARGs and is one of the community’s rising prospects. Finally, we have the Parasite Files, written by Hunray the Sequel, one of the first non-TSP users in the ARG community. It is pretty self-explanatory; parasites show up and start terrorizing everyone. In the early files, the parasites haven’t arrived yet. There are instead little clues proving their existence. There is also a great summary by Anduna of the ARG, but it is recommended to read the actual thing first.

The ARG community in TSP isn’t the first on NationStates, but it has seen so much over the past 150 days, some of which have already been covered; from the likes of the veteran that is Third Eye with characters with Michael Solbrook and Abigail Nightshade, to new-gens like Macornister with characters like Orion and Noah. However, one, and only one, true question remains; are these really ARGs? Or are they just Unfictions? No matter your answer, feel free to pop in and write, or solve, some of our ARGs, even if you don’t think you are the best at them. If you are struggling with writing or solving ARGs, no worries! You can use the tips from this RMB message. Have fun, and remember: there is more food at the oak tree than the cherry tree.

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Interview with KrisKringle


by Hamborn

Hello and thank you for reading this interview. This month I’ll interview Kringalia (KrisKringle), who has had an exceptionally long career that’s still ongoing today; he’s been prime minister, as well as delegate, Chief Justice of the High Court, and now a High Court judge, and Chair of our Assembly.

Hamborn: Hello, I’m starting with the first question: how and when did you discover NS ?

KrisKringle: I’ve always been interested in political and government stuff, so this wasn’t entirely out of character for me. Back in February 2013 I was looking for country simulators and I came across this website called NationStates that let you create a country and run it via issues. I wasn’t convinced at first so I kept searching, but ultimately I figured it was fun enough and created an account there.

Hamborn: I see, so as we know, the Milograd coup happened right away upon your joining NS (April 2013); how did you live through this first experience ?

KrisKringle: That was an interesting time. By the start of the Milograd Coup I was already a citizen, but I hadn’t truly got involved in the region, to the point that I had pretty much forgotten about NationStates. It was chance that on April 20th I received an email sent by the Admin Team where they informed forum users of the coup and asked for assistance. I clearly didn’t know anything about regional politics or gameplay at that time but it did sound like an interesting event, so I returned to NationStates to support the Coalition. The coup itself was a rather chaotic affair, at least from my perspective as a then-regular player who wasn’t at all involved in government. I had endorsed Brutland and Norden, who was one of the Vice Delegates at the time, and spent the rest of my time online arguing on the RMB against Milograd’s supporters. There was a lot of propaganda being posted on the RMB and the NS Forum, particularly the narrative of how the Coalition was an oligarchy that did not represent the Minnows, so much of what us rank and file people did was just try to push back on that narrative. Obviously I wouldn’t want to aggrandise my own role during this time. I wasn’t in government, I didn’t even know the people in the Southern Allied Command who actually led the response against the coup, but I was at least present at the time and did experience for myself how the coup was for the average citizen.

Hamborn: So after that, in 2014, you’d progressively gotten a more important role in the region at that point to become Delegate; what was the point that you said that you would like to do politics ?

KrisKringle: It was a short while after the Milograd Coup, I suppose. There wasn’t necessarily a single point where I consciously decided to do politics, more like a series of decisions that eventually resulted in me being involved in the government. My first true foray into regional politics was in June 2013 when I submitted to the Assembly the first draft of what would eventually become our Bill of Rights. Over time I kept getting involved in debate and became one of the regular participants in the Assembly. This was a rather politically active time, what with it being shortly after the end of the coup. I was then nominated for Minister of Foreign Affairs in the August 2013 Election, and the race was uncontested, so I won even though truthfully I didn’t know anything about foreign affairs and didn’t even know what the terms GCR and UCR meant. Still, this was my first time sitting as a senior member of the Cabinet and that resulted in future opportunities arising, such as being elected Vice Delegate in December 2013 and then Delegate in April 2014. Still, like I said, there wasn’t a single point of decision. It was more like me being on a train that kept making stops and finding out that I did enjoy what I was doing.

Hamborn: How did you live through the Hileville coup (2016)?

KrisKringle: It was easily the worst period in my entire NationStates career and the closest I got to leaving TSP.
The thing to understand is that before the coup I considered many of the coup participants to be friends within the context of the game. We talked regularly and even had a private IRC channel with other members where we just hung out, so when the Cabinet suddenly switched forums and eventually couped, and during that whole time said the worst things about me and others, it was an extremely hurtful betrayal of what I thought was a friendly relationship. In any event, once the Cabinet declared the dissolution of the Coalition and it became clear that this was a coup, not just a series of unlawful actions, the Committee for State Security (now known as the CRS) met to declare a state of emergency and we reached out to our treaty allies to request their assistance in restoring the Coalition. That was a very stressful, emotionally draining three days, until we managed to secure some defections and retake the region (and that’s without even going into what happened in the coup’s aftermath), and I’m glad that we haven’t had to deal with anything of that severity since then.

Hamborn: What happened for you in the period between 2017 - 2022?

KrisKringle: I was Chief Justice during that time and remained an active participant in the Assembly.

Hamborn: What led you to being a Judge at the High Court?

KrisKringle: I was approached by the Cabinet to apply for Permanent Justice, which is what the position was called at the time, after Farengeto retired from it. It wasn’t a particularly closely guarded secret that I was interested in being a judge within TSP, so it wasn’t a hard sell. I filled out the application form and eventually got nominated before the Assembly. Thus began the longest chapter in my regional career thus far.

Hamborn: What led you to becoming Chair of the Assembly?

KrisKringle: That’s an interesting story. Back in July 2013, when I was first told by Escade that I should consider running for office in the following month’s elections, I initially thought of running for Chair of the Assembly (at the time that office was directly elected and had a seat in the Cabinet). Ultimately I did not run for Chair because I was nominated for Minister of Foreign Affairs, but it always felt like a pending item in the back of my mind. It just happened that by November 2025 Welly had resigned as Chair and I had recently finished a disastrous term as Prime Minister. Heliseum was kind enough to submit my name as a potential option for Chair, since they knew I was interested in the office, and the Assembly was gracious enough to confirm me in that role. I think it all fell nicely into place all things considered and that I’ve done a better job as Chair now than I could’ve done in 2013.

Hamborn: What next?

KrisKringle: I’m happy in my current role as Chair and will happily continue to serve as long as the Assembly will have me. If my fellow legislators eventually decide to go with a different Chair, as is absolutely their right, I’ll return to being a legislator and take whatever comes as it comes.

Hamborn: Why do you CTE/go inactive regularly?

KrisKringle: That’s one of those things that looks significant when you look at it in isolation, when you really need to consider it in context. I’ve been in NationStates for nearly 14 years at this point and during that time I’ve very rarely CTEd, except during the past year when new leadership came to my job and the rhythm became quite hectic and demanding of my personal time, to the extent that we frequently had to pull all-nighters and had little time for NS. I recently got a new job that allows me a lot more personal time, so ceasing to exist should not be an issue anymore. If you’re asking about my RMB activity, the honest truth is that I’m just not interested in frequently posting on the RMB. I know many would say that the game itself is there and that there’s a community that calls the RMB their home, and that’s absolutely true, but at the same time this being a game means that I myself also play it to have fun, and to me that means focusing on the Assembly and the Court, and making spreadsheets for both. I deeply respect the RMB and do not rule-out posting occasionally, but the truth is quite simply that I focus on the things that I enjoy, just the same as those who focus on Discord above the RMB or the Forum, or even people who focus on the RMB above the Forum or Discord. We all pick our battles.

Hamborn: Any tips for the new citizens dreaming of a future in our government?

KrisKringle: I’d say be humble enough to learn from others, because there are people with decades of experience at this point, but also don’t wait for permission to do or at least propose things that you know can change the region for the better. Our best generations of members stood out because they took the initiative to change things and make the region their own. If you are a newer member, make yourself noticeable in the Assembly and reach out to senior officials about helping out. I promise you, that alone will make you stand out.

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Ice Cream Review


by Differences-in-Differences (@lordnwahs)

Fall is here, and with that comes all things pumpkin spice. In that spirit, I decided to give this pumpkin cheesecake ice cream a try. Big mistake. To illustrate this, below is a collection of messages posted to Discord in real time:

GOD THIS IS AWFUL
I ACTUALLY SPENT 11 DOLLARS ON THIS

It tastes like pumpkin spice alright.
Pumpkin spice with a[n] ice-cream/cakey texture because of the graham cracker crust. I’m struggling to get notes of anything else.

Okay I’m getting used to the pumpkin spice taste.

I will not recommend this.

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Pie Review


by Eternal Raven (@eternalraven213)

Pumpkin Pie! Oh Yummy!

Halloween is right around the corner. Right now, it’s pumpkin season everywhere you go! That means one of the greatest pies ever will be out and about! Pumpkin pie is a fall dessert that is creamy, warmly spiced, and tucked into a flaky crust. The best part of the pumpkin pie is to top it off with a lot of whipped cream! I always enjoyed pumpkin pie and the Halloween season. Visiting haunted houses, trick-or-treating, trying to have the scariest costume, and pumpkin carving. And once the carving is done, you simply save the pumpkin to make a homemade pie. Sometimes I even have to move away from pumpkin pie and have pumpkin rolls; yet those things are just as good! Eat either one of these fine desserts, and don’t forget your pumpkin spice drink. Until my next pie review, I’m gonna get my pumpkin spice latte, my pumpkin pie, and a big can of whipped cream and enjoy a very special treat! Oh, pumpkin pie season is here again! Yummy!

Resident Spotlights: Canadianers, The X-8 Research Center


by Canadianers (@canadianers), The X-8 Research Center, countryballs by Altnavia (@cayonns)


Canadianers

After coming back from the Graveyard, we were looking for a region that was supportive, large, and democratic. The region we were restored in didn’t offer the democratic part, so we left. We eventually found The South Pacific, which checked-off all of our boxes.

Canadianers’ experience in The South Pacific has been a mix of conversing with nations, getting to explore the expansive and sophisticated governmental system, and building their nation. The supportive and active members of The South Pacific have contributed greatly to this.

After spending time in The South Pacific, we have come to see it not just as a region, but a fundamental building block of NationStates.

Regards,
Canadianers

The X-8 Research Center

Hello TSP,
You’ve probably seen me across some parts of this region: MoC article making, talking on the RMB, being your pollmaster for some time and making some stuff for competitions to name a few. I am The X-8 Research Center. I was founded one and half years ago on April 8th, 2025. I have been a participant of this region for 144 days after a short hiatus, and those 144 days have been pleasant times.

Although there have been some mishaps on my way, this region is what I wanted my previous region to be: active on the RMB, full of entertaining people to talk to, has an active roleplay and competitions for writing and art; which really motivated me to take part in this region. Without them, I wouldn’t have been so active. The RMB is very welcoming, dare I say one of the more welcoming regions I have been in.

Although I miss my day ones from my older region, the people in TSP and its visitors keep me going to stay active here. I also sometimes participate in defending and in N-day, which I have been doing since 2025, but recently returned to it. The NRG side of TSP is also fun to visit. I have made one after one of my nations which I once roleplayed called “Navektogorsk”, but I discontinued it after no one being able to figure it out.

Outside of TSP stuff, I try working on my factbooks, participating in the NS forums, editing posters/images, listening to songs (don’t get me started on listening to songs) as well as NRPing (nation roleplaying) offsite. I also communicate in other regions, such as TRR and TNP when bored. I am also kind of a nerd for geopolitics, history (1871-1991 specifically), vexillology, and languages.

The X-8 Research Center

The World Assembly - From the Coral Guard


by PenguinPies (@penguin)

Good Time of Day TSPeoples!

My name is Penguin, and welcome to TSP!
I’m pretty sure by now you’ve seen the dispatches and gotten a number of telegrams talking about joining the World Assembly and endorsing the Delegate and the Coral Guard. Now at the bottom of this piece I am going to include the instructions to do what I am gonna tell you about, but first I’m gonna explain what things are and why you should do it.

So you may be asking yourself “Self, what does it mean to join the World Assembly?” (From here on out the World Assembly will be called the WA as you’re gonna have to learn the acronyms.) Now TSPerson, the safety of TSP starts with you. Joining the WA means you get to participate in the goings-on of not only TSP but of the whole of NationStates. Part of being in the WA means paying attention to the goings on of the OWL (Office of World Assembly Legislation) office and getting to vote in matters that effect every nation in the game.

BUT before ALL of that, remember three sentences above? The one where I mentioned the Safety of TSP? Here’s why you need to do your part to keep TSP safe from outside influences, coups, or rogue delegates who try to take over the region.

TSP is the oldest democracy in the game. In the history of our gloriousness there have been very few instances where
we have needed the full force of the TSPeoples, but every time we have, they have come through. By joining the WA and endorsing the Delegate and Coral Guard, YOU become part of the defense of our region and help to make sure that things go the way they are supposed to be.

YOU can also collect endorsements as well! Now not to the level of the Delegate and Coral Guard, but it’s a fun and easy way to meet new nations and can only take a few minutes depending on how often you do it!

Now I’m going to keep my word and give you the instructions to endorse ME and then the list for everyone else you need to make sure you’re endorsing.

  1. click my nation name (PenguinPies)
    (PenguinPies)
  2. scroll to the bottom of the page
  3. hit the “Endorse PenguinPies” button.

Don’t forget to endorse the rest of the CG too! Do so by clicking this link and following the above steps!

If you have any questions on how anything works, feel free to drop me a telegram or on our forum, visit the RMB or the Discord server!

Now listen, I am fully aware that this is a LOT to read, go through, and do, BUT once it’s done, it’s done! It’s a one time click it and forget about it activity that keeps the region safe and secure. Legitimately it is the EASIEST part of being in the region. I know you’re gonna have a LOT more questions but this is the part where I tell you to come find me or ANYONE else in TSP. We are a community here that not only looks out for the region, but also for each other. I’ve been a proud part of TSP for quite a while now and I can tell you I have made some wonderful friends here just by getting involved. All it takes is one little click.

Have a slice of pie and the day you deserve! :slight_smile:
~Penguin

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Puzzle: Aliases


by Heliseum (@heliseum)

Greetings, Agent. We’ve uncovered a vast spy network spanning much of history. We need to track down these people, but haven’t been able to lock down their names. We’ve collected what we can of them; we think they’re trying to send us some kind of message.







Contact Heliseum to send your answers and ask for hints! All who answer correctly will be given epic cards, and the first to answer correctly will get a shout-out in next month’s edition!

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Hell yea baby!

Okay that’s your fault @lordnwahs, who spends $11 on ice cream wth

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Thanks to everyone for their work on this! I particularly enjoyed getting to read @KrisKringle’s interview with @Hamborn!

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Happy to have been interviewed and love the countryball!

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