The South Seas Gazette - September 2026

Ice Cream Review


by Differences-in-Differences (@lordnwahs)

Fall is here, and with that comes all things pumpkin spice. In that spirit, I decided to give this pumpkin cheesecake ice cream a try. Big mistake. To illustrate this, below is a collection of messages posted to Discord in real time:

GOD THIS IS AWFUL
I ACTUALLY SPENT 11 DOLLARS ON THIS

It tastes like pumpkin spice alright.
Pumpkin spice with a[n] ice-cream/cakey texture because of the graham cracker crust. I’m struggling to get notes of anything else.

Okay I’m getting used to the pumpkin spice taste.

I will not recommend this.

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