This where we order?

Yes! Because your the greatest Stepdad a SOPMOD could ask for!

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Pizza with pepperoni I want

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ok here you go.
Anything else?

And because your the first person I could find. You have to wear a ugly shirt from 2 years ago. Why 2 years ago? I don’t know. Studies show that saying things like “2 years ago” during scenarios like these make the joke funnier or smth

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Can I also order 100 gallons of Mountain Dew? Thanks.

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What in the rotting teeth fast track to obesity health nightmare rotting teeth? Eh why not. Do you want a side of street urchins to go

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Yes, and moonshine

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Can I have a discount?

Your doctor’s probably rich lmaoo.

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no

I would like half a pie stuffed with wasabi please. It is ehh… for a friend.

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Can I get 2 Number 9’s, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda?

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Uhh sure!

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can I have… idk… something to take my mind off things.

How about some botniak black vodka? Strongest alcohol on this side of the sector.

I’ll take some.