… I ordered cake.
Slashes the pudding in two with a blade
I will take half a pudding
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Whoops, I forgot to put it in the fridge and now it is not quite healthy, take it for free. Enjoy! I guess.
Points outside
Oh, you may also take that porta potty over there.
Okay, thanks.
Shoves you into porta potty and locks you inside, then places you on a cargo ship headed to the Mariana Trench
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Well fortunately this porta potty floats on water!
Breaks through door
Jumps into water with porta potty
Rips the toilet lid off and uses it to move through the water
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Laughs from helicopter above as Cayo gets sucked into a whirlpool and sent to the depths of the sea
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Oh no, when Benevitan was MEAT I did not make any program related to saving people underwater!
But I always keep a couple of things in my backpack just in case Andersmeda or Franz decides to attack me!
Pulls out oxygen tank and some sort of communication device
Uses the device to call for support from Benevitan Headquarters
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Shoots down help when it arrives, as the oxygen tank shows red, and then flies away laughing and salsa dancing
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‘…they left, right?’
turns off decorative LEDs on oxygen tank
watches as submarine arrives
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Realizes my plan worked as Cayo gets into the submarine that I’m driving, before tossing Cayo back into the sea and watches to make sure it works this time, before laughing and driving off to an underwater McDonald’s and ordering a big mac.
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Opens eyes
‘They really left this time, right?’
Takes another oxygen tank out of pocket
‘Yeah, underwater fast food… what food company would do such a weird thing? Oh right, Benevitan Kitchen… I hope they know there is a menu named BigMack that contains capsaicin and gunpowder.’
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watches this unfold while I am on a vacation with M4 SOPMOD, the. I proceed to shrug it off and take a sip of my Uranium Tea
Can I have one Dutch PM please? Preferably broiled
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Cheese with cheese and extra cheese, please.
Lemme get uhhh…
A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
With a two liter of Coke
I want 3 pounds of mint chocolate chip ice cream please!
Ok
Can I get affection and societal acceptance please?
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No
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