Waltzes in drunk
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters, OH and 55 Tuckdurkens
Deep fried orphans🤤
I want my 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters, OH and 55 Tuckdurkens
Sir… this is a library.
Oh sorry!
whispers
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters, OH and 55 Tuckdurkens
hits you with a glass bottle
Now SCRAM befo I godta call da cops capische?
pulls out a guitar
“I AM THE COPS!”
farts in your general direction
Plays a crappy kazoo rendition of the LOTR theme
Muahahaha!!!
badly sings I wanna Dance With Somebody
One taco please
throws a taco onto a tray
That will be 99 cents plus one offspring.
Um no I’m not paying you
Takes taco and eats it quickly, then runs away
We’ve got a runner
sends my child Braxxxyllyyyyn after you
This topic will close a month after the last reply
Yeets child into oven
This topic will never close because we will always be hungry and always order, now someone should order that child Braxxxyllyyyyn or it’ll be a waste of food
Oh no…anyways
throws a oven at you
steals your rebel heart
Jokes on you I don’t have a heart, and I’m not really here, so that oven? It won’t hit me.
Takes Braxxxyllyyyyn out of oven
I think she’s burnt… oopsies
One diet ginger ale please
No sorry we only have hot chocolate
I will have one pasta and molé sauce