This where we order?

Lampshade Bar and Grill
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Here you go

Hands you a single piece of pasta

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I wanna order a concrete block a rope and some tarp. No reason

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How suspiciousā€¦ sure!

Hands it to you

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Yay! You wanna come with me?

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I canā€™t leave or I wonā€™t get paidā€¦ oh wait I donā€™t get paid

Sure!

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Blows your entire pay cheque on timbits.

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Okay! Now just put this rope on your neck Bc we are going sailing! gives you a rope attached to the block

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Ooooh fun! Letā€™s go! Waitā€¦ can I have a french fry? Iā€™m hungry, I didnā€™t get a lunch break

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You will get a German fry instead

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I donā€™t want thatā€¦

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Too bad now get a Belgian fry

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Noā€¦ forget this! I work all day, serving you ungrateful people, and I donā€™t even get a break! Or a paycheck! And no one ever even says please!

Shoves onto pan

Now burn, you little ungrateful being!

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Get a Mac Mac then

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Hello there! Welcome to Cayoā€™s food shop!
Wait a momentā€¦

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DING!
Here you go:

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Unfortunately we ran out of coke :frowning: sorry about that
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Unfortunately we donā€™t have any tenders nor any meatballs. Sorry about that. :frowning:
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Sorry, no shakes left :frowning:
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No turduckens, sorry :frowning:

Thanks for ordering! That will be ten thousand US dollars. But for you my friend, I give you 10 percent discount. $9,000!

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Thereā€™s no way this is your shop, because it is my shop.

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Nope! You are the customer, and I am the owner.

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I want a coke, a sandwich and your number.

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Sorry, we still donā€™t have the coke refilled yet. Would you like some soda instead?
Here is your sandwich: :sandwich:
My number? Sorry, but have bacon instead :bacon:

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Brilliant.

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