Here you go
Hands you a single piece of pasta
I wanna order a concrete block a rope and some tarp. No reason
How suspicious… sure!
Hands it to you
Yay! You wanna come with me?
I can’t leave or I won’t get paid… oh wait I don’t get paid
Sure!
Blows your entire pay cheque on timbits.
Okay! Now just put this rope on your neck Bc we are going sailing! gives you a rope attached to the block
Ooooh fun! Let’s go! Wait… can I have a french fry? I’m hungry, I didn’t get a lunch break
You will get a German fry instead
I don’t want that…
Too bad now get a Belgian fry
No… forget this! I work all day, serving you ungrateful people, and I don’t even get a break! Or a paycheck! And no one ever even says please!
Shoves onto pan
Now burn, you little ungrateful being!
Get a Mac Mac then
Hello there! Welcome to Cayo’s food shop!
Wait a moment…
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DING!
Here you go:
Unfortunately we ran out of cokesorry about that
Unfortunately we don’t have any tenders nor any meatballs. Sorry about that.
Sorry, no shakes left
No turduckens, sorry
Thanks for ordering! That will be ten thousand US dollars. But for you my friend, I give you 10 percent discount. $9,000!
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There’s no way this is your shop, because it is my shop.
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Nope! You are the customer, and I am the owner.
I want a coke, a sandwich and your number.
Sorry, we still don’t have the coke refilled yet. Would you like some soda instead?
Here is your sandwich: 
My number? Sorry, but have bacon instead 
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Brilliant.
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