Fair enough,I also want a salad, and if possible, do you have the blood of a thousand lustful men as salad dressing?
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I have the salad… but I ran out of sauce. That one you are asking for was never here actually.
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I order a single french fry
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Sorry sir, we are out of french fries. I can fry a young french man tho if that’s ok?
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Here you go: hands french fry
Sigh… I wanted a single french fry once.. but I was yelled at and ridiculed by Aurora… no one ever respects the workers 
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Off to the gulag with you, we don’t have french fries.
Yes we do! My shop does! Your shop is just strange!
THIS IS ALL ONE SHOP!
sends a pig with a Richard Nixon mask into your living room
No it is not, because I wasn’t getting paid, so I opened my own shop!
It’s called Anders Amazing Eats, and it’s amazing!
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Can I have half a french fry?
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Sure.
bisects the aforementioned french man
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Mine is better! I can provide you with 100 pizzas!
I want a single pepperoni.
I want it served with a thick Italian accent.
Here yé go, eh pepperoni, for ya!
GIGULIO! GET OVER HERE!
GIGULIO runs in
HERE IS ZE PEPPERONI!
OH NO MA VESPA FLEW AWAY. Oh its ze zoming back
Gigulio dies
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I want 0.321874 tomatoes
cuts the fresh looking part off a rotten tomato
Here you go.
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Hey that was my tomato!
STOP THE SHOP! Gigulio just died.
MAMMA MIA!
MY GIGULIO!
What will 'is family do?
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