Greetings the South Pacificans!
This is your RMB Mayor (until Jan 22) Altnavia / CayonNS!!! Now I am running again (for the fourth time already) for Craziest Person, and It would be amazing if you could help me to finally not write a concession speech!
But, you must be wondering, why should you vote me and not the other candidates? Well, fortunately, I have loads of reasons why! But before we talk about that, I need you to do something really, REALLY important:
What Crazy Things Have Cayo Done Since The Last Election?
- Banned myself
- Found out what SOPMOD is short for
- Sentenced to death
- Made you with pasta
- Repealed a friend’s final article and gave him about one thousand likes
- Amended one article and repealed seven with just one article
- Asked Konsa to go and rob the delegate together
- Proved mathematically that Konsa, a pie extremist, becomes pretty happy when given cake
- Took the meaning of ‘hot tea’ to a whole new level
- Did not serve tea ordered almost an entire month before
- Got sued
- Promised to harm the judge if they decide my hill isn’t mine
- Got eaten
- Climbed out of Konsa
- Shared a weird fun fact
- Parked a bus with shattered windows and a missing wheel
- Sold burgers in multiples of 120 thousand
- Printed extra large receipt
- Sold fire whiskey
- Weird question
- Named a project WEED
- Did not report a ‘coup attempt’
- Called pie pizza
- Pineapple on pizza on pie
- Claimed cheese must be chse^3
- ‘Oh no, everybody is Petea’
- Nominated to be First Gentleman
- Thanked myself for nominating myself for craziest person
- Threatened Coco to support me
- Got three dispatches in the Top 30 Hottest
- Definitely not a bribe 1
- Definitely not a bribe 2
- Definitely not a bribe 3
- Linked every one of the above to the original post / dispatch
Amazing! Now that you have learned just how crazy I am, it is time for me to convince you why I am the best candidate by telling you what I am going to do as Craziest Person!
What Will Cayo Do As Craziest Person?
- Launch a full scale invasion on @Andersmeda for a grain of sand
- Shove cakes down @Konsa’s throat every three days
- Threaten the judge in the Ace v Konsa case so that I get to keep my hill
- Throw rotten fruit at intruders on my hill
- More pictures showing that everybody is Petea
- Talk nonsense
- Ask weird questions
- Give weird answers
- Gift a pair of Icecreamcakepie shoes to everybody in the South Pacific
- Misspell @Of_the_Ages / The Age of Utopia
- Come up with crazier food ideas
- Host a Your Own Crazy Food Competition
- Put SOPMOD on my national flag
- Eat Konsa and Tin
And much, much more…
Alright, now that you have learned what I’d do if elected, it is time for you to know what positions I have held / am currently holding so that you can hopefully put a bit more trust in me.
Positions That Cayo Is Holding / Have Held Online
- RMB Mayor of the South Pacific (Jan 15 - Jan 22 2026)
- Homeland Officer of The LGBTPA Official Region (2021)
- World Assembly Delegate of The LGBTPA Official Region (Dec 24 2021 - ?)
- Loads of positions in Sub Pacific, my own region
- Senator of The South Pacific Union Affairs Chat
- Founder of New Economic Alliance of Nations (Sep 2021)
- ‘Me friend :)’ in Arcturus System
- Officer in South Pacific PanLatin Union
- Officer in Pan Pacific
- Minister of Financial Affairs (Politics And War. Sorry, no link)
- Minister of Defence (Politics and War. Sorry, no link)
Everybody in the forums of the BEST Pacific are allowed to ask up to two hundred and fifty thousand questions! If you think that is not enough, you can gift me any trading card to be able to ask up to one million questions!
Thank you so much for reading this extra long post! I hope you have a wonderful day or night, and remember, click on this, and 
vote CayonNS for Craziest Person !
#CayonNS4CrazinessIV
