Hello, someone ordered 1 kilogram of sausage
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Here you go!
that will be 67 setnststshgruigdfugsiufdygiudfsdgsfs please.
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ok.
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I believe you still haven’t got your piping hot cup of tea from the core of the earth yet, sorry about that. Benevitan employees have already tried various methods, including:
- Digging a very deep hole
- Building a lightsaber and then dropping it facing downwards
- Trying to build a cup with neutrinos
- Attempting to find dark matter
- Naming some random asteroid ‘Earth’ and trying to crack it open
- Very angrily throwing alarm clocks at the wall
- Planning a full scale invasion that will last for twenty seconds
- Sitting in front of a volcano
- Heating tea until it becomes plasma
- Throwing tea at the sun
- Placing tea at the border of tectonic plates
- Yelling at a photo of a white dog in a sky blue background
But, there was no success. How about I give you tea in the form of plasma for free? After all, you waited for almost a month.
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No need, but thank you… I have taken my business elsewhere.
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dude, it’s easy has hell to do that, just drill a whole through the earth.
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Anyways, I would like 15 Thousand SOPMOD body pillows, and 5 shipping crates of SPIT, hold the fries.
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Those would never fit in your house…
I could do the SPIT and fries… why don’t you try out some of Cayon Iced Tea?
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eh sure, just get me 15 SOPMOD body pillows
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Benevitan Kitchen is selling delicious burgers at a special price for the next 72 hours- only half a million dollars for 120 thousand high quality burgers!
Notice: you can only buy in multiples of 120,000. You shall also receive a 9% discount if you buy 1,200,000 burgers at once.
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Could I get two batches of 1,200,000 burgers?
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My hill
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Don’t know why I posted that here
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hey father, can you get me some Soppo body pillows?
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Not until I get my beer
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Sure! I’ll give you that 9% discount.
You can choose when your 2,400,000 burgers should be delivered:
- All at once 34 days later
- 72,000 burgers a day for 33 days and 24,000 for one more day
That’ll be 9,100,000 dollars. How would you like to pay?
- Sending it to Benevitan Headquarters
- Posting 9,100
emojis in this topic or personal message to Cayo
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I would like option 2 for delivery. I’m gonna airdrop the full price in pennies onto the headquarters.
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Sure! I’ll print your receipt big enough so that it can easily be read from a mile away.
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firewhiskey please.
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