Article 397: Any latkes taken to space must have safe deorbiting plan in place to prevent the accumulation of orbitial space junk.
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Article 398: Deorbiting plans for latkes must also detail how they may be consumed without polluting space.
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Article 399: Latke production must follow kasrut dietary laws.
Article 400: The next article must be a bee joke
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Article 401: Only those who like jazz are allowed to become members of the Council of Regional Security.
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Article 402: Article 400 is repealed.
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Article 403: Article 400 is reinstated pursuant to a lack of an attached law of the Assembly of the South Pacific annulling the effects of Article 441.
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Article 1000: To avoid article numbering confusion due to former Constitution drafters being totally incompetent at counting, all future articles:
(a) Can only be numbered above 1000,
(b) Can only take on one number,
(c) Cannot repeat a number previously used by another article.
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Article 1001: Palindrome numbers are not permitted 1001 articles after this article
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Article 1002: Adding on to the ruleset of Article 1000, article numbers must be equal to the previous article number plus 1, and will be confirmed utilizing the Desmos Scientific Calculator in the case of discrepancies. Any articles that both
- do not follow these rules
- are not grandfathered in before article 1000
will be considered null and void and will be ignored unless they are fixed BEFORE another, correct article is posted.
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Article 1003: The previous article is now number as Article 1002
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Article 1004: The Chair of the Assembly shall be an overstuffed wingback with velvet cushions.
Article 1005: The deputy chair of the assembly will be the cheapest IKEA chair found at the IKEA branch on Tsunamy Street, Government Island.
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Article 1006: The Cabinet must be installed at waist level with large, easy grip handles and soft closing drawers.
Article 1007: The Assembly of items mentioned in Art. 1004-1006 will be done during office hours.
Article1008: LegComm shall be responisible for said Assembly and are subject to recall if they fail to do so.
Article 1009: LegComm per Article 1008 refers to chair legs, not Legislators.
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Article 1010: Chair legs must have a height of at least 18 inches or 58.5 centimeters and be of sufficient strength to bear one average adult llama.
Article 1011: The Llama Institute is formed for the purposes of training legislators to be proficient in llama training.
(a) Every legislator must obtain a Llama Training Certificate from the Llama Institute within 3 months of becoming a legislator.
(b) The Chair of the Assembly may remove a legislator from the Assembly if they do not meet the requirements set out above.
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Article 1012: The Legislative Assembly of The South Pacific shall be abbreviated to the LegAss of TSP.