Article 377: The National Llama Competition is to be held every year on the last Sunday of May to determine Best Llama.
Article 378: Those who do not like bread will be punished with the death penalty.
Article 379: The delegate must own at least dozen llamas in order to be delegate of TSP
Article 380: The Prime Minister must appoint at least one llama in their cabinet.
Article 381: For the purposes of this constitution the Dali Llama or equivalent shall not be considered a llama.
Article 382: The regional sporting teams of TSP shall have the llama as a mascot.
Article 382: TSP discord moderators shall endevor to maximize the kitten softness rating of the region.
Article π: Numbering of articles doesn’t matter now, apparently.
Article 385: the second article 382 shall be reffered to as article 383.
Article 386: Squirtle is Best Pokémon.
Article 387: The best pokemon shall be served boiled with a side of sourkraut.
Article 388: No eating of Pokémon is allowed.
Article 389: The production and consumption of dumplings however will be mandatory.
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Article 390: The recommended dipping sauce for dumplings is vinegar.
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Article 391: Potstickers are now considered a substitute for Dumplings
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Article 392: The Official Dumpling of TSP is Xiaolongbao
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Article 393: Designates May as “Dumpling Indulgence Month”
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Article 394: Every SPSF sailor has to carry a pierogi with them when going on detags.
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Article 395: Outer space shall be reserved for peaceful purposes, therefore SPSF shall be prohibited from deploying pierogis in outer space.
Article 396: Bringing latkes into outer space is, however, permitted.
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