Constitution II of the South Pacific

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Article 357: members of the CRS must be able to drink 80% of what the delegate drinks in order to remain in good standing.

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Article 358: SPSF members must carry a slice of cheese while on missions.

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Article 359: SPSF members must advertise TSP’s regional drink when detagging/liberating.

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Article 360: Any soldiers from any TSP Nation must have a sub-8:30 minute mile time in order to be a active military member.

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Article 361: TSP nuclear waste is to be stored in a cabin owned and maintained by Volaworand

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Article 362: TSP nations must have at least 1 toy Crusier in their naval fleet in order to have a naval fleet

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Article 363: To meet the requirements of Article 362, TSP nations must also have a rubber ducky.

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Article 364: The materials listed in article 361 may be used by the host nation in fast food franchises throughout the region without impediment or regulation.

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Article 365: Coffee has to be served either freezing cold or scalding hot.

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Article 366: All aircraft, whether military or commercial, must have a very obvious llama sticker next to the front doors

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Article 367: The senior RMB moderator shall be responsible for antipiracy policing of the regions maritime waters.

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Article 368: Legislators must wear silly hats when entering Government Island.

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Article 369: All government devices must have a llama or lampshade based background

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Article 370: llama llama llama llama llama

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Article 371: All officials in TSP must include the llama in any public appearances, statements, and legislation they make.

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Article 372: :llama:

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Article 373: The Auphialia clause: wheat wheat wheat, wheat wheat wheat wheat:

  1. wheat wheat wheat wheat, wheat wheat wheat;
  2. wheat what wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat, wheat;
  3. wheat.
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Article 374: Anyone who harms a llama is subject to 400 days without SPIT, cake, ice cream or pie. Anyone who kills a llama is sentenced to being slapped 42 times and must be sent to room 101 for reeducation.

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Article 375: The Llama Temple will be located on 40 Llama Drive, Government Island.

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Article 376: National Llama month will be every May on the Gregorian Calendar.