Article 338: Banning ice cream and pie is unconstitutional due to it being attacks on minorities.
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Article 339: Great Councils must be held in conjuntion with Delegate elections every 6 months.
Article 340: Every legislator gets free-flow lemonade.
Article 1297-956: All residents and citizens of the coalition shall be entitled to either 1 free blueberry pie, 1 free cheesecake, or 1 free tub of ice cream every day. To receive your free stuff you must sing “Hail Griffindor” twice each day.
Article 342: Smoking is banned on Government Island.
Article 343: cigar smoking is required on government island
Article 344: anyone who can resolve the last two articles without repealing either article gets a gold star.
Article 345: all those appearing before the high court must wear a silly hat for the duration of thier business before the court.
- allowed hats include fez, dunce, graduation, conicial witches hat or other deemed appropriately silly by the high court.
- lists of hats so deemed as approriately silly must be published by the high court and include photographs of the high court justices modelling the correct usage of all hats so declared.
Article 346: To filibuster in the Assembly, one needs to sing the entirety of the H.M.S. Pinafore before their filibuster can proceed.
Article 245+102: Government island shall be overhauled on a yearly basis with sponsored signs and banners, as well as excessive numbers of product placement for the highest bidding brand. The bids shall be entered by the 1st of May each year. The winner will have their brand placed everywhere on government island.
Article 347: The winner of SwanVision gets a free cathode-ray tube TV.
Article 348: The assembly must reconfirm cabinet appointments weekly or cabinet will be disolved
Article 349: Every Leader of every TSP Nation must know how to play the piano
Article 350: Everyone must learn to operate a harvester before the age of 25.
Article 351: The training of those under 25 on harvester operation is prohibited and punishable by forced legislatorship.
Article 352: The Regional Harvester Exam will be conducted in a field to be chosen in Iowa every year.
Article 353: Iowa is a proscribed region. Members of the region are prohibited from being present in the state of Iowa.
Article 354: Members found in Iowa are forced to eat 50 cobs of corn in 1 hour.
Article 355: The official culinary dish of the region shall be penguin pie. Penguin pies must be availble at all government functions.
Article 356: The TSP delegate must be able to drink 1 gallon per day in order to be a true delegate from TSP.