Article 517/CCCXX:
Articles are now able to choose between roman or standard numerals
Article DXVIII/321: Every TSPer is required to own a DVD of the 2nd season of The Office (US Version).
Article 519/322: Every TSPer must own at least 2 gallons (7.57082 Liters) of SPIT
Article 520/323: Every TSPer gets a cookie! 
Article 521/324: This constitution may not be misappropriated by control freaks. See the clause “on the Cult of Amerion” for further details.
Article 522/325: This constitution deems Besern to be a control freak per the previous article.
Article 521: 2 + 2 = 5, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength
Article 522: @Flaming is hereby found guilty of propagating unconstitutional organisations and is thereby given an official police caution.
What, we can’t do that? Never mind, scratch that too.
Article 328: Darn
Article 329: All nations in TSP must have sustainable means of public transit, and a decrease in C02 emissions
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Artile 328: The usage of intercontinental ballistic missiles is not allowed unless the using nation’s head of state can say the phrase (“Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles”) 20 times in a row, without pauses or stuttering.
Article number: words
Article 330: High Court rulings must be delivered in rhyming iambic pentamiter.
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Article CCCXXXI: The official burger of the South Pacific is a cheeseburger.
Article 134+92+87+9: Piecaken shall be officially banned from everywhere within the jurisdiction of the coalition. Anyone found to hold or have consumed Piecaken within the jurisdiction shall be sentenced to a ban on consuming cake and pie.
Article 333: The official tree of the South Pacific is the palm tree.
Article 334:h̷̡̡̨̨̧̲͉͕̙̙̠̬̝̯͎̟̻̰̘̩̳̖̊͜ͅͅȩ̷͈̤̈́́̔l̸̛̺̤͒̒̎͗̏͗̎̄̏̃̽͑̃̍́̏̚p̵̧̧̣̤͍̫̰̳̟̤͚̩̣̻̩̥͔͍͔̳̩̼̜͉̟̣̖̠͉͙̥̔̇̿̾̊̿̊́͛̆̄̏͂̑̀̾̄͋̔̃̚̚̕̕͝͝ͅ
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Article 335: crimes are bad
Article √112.896: Any dessert except cake is banned.
Article 337: All procedures in the Assembly will be done in slow motion.