Article 497: For animals incapable of choosing, the pension is replaced with pats by the Regional Zookeeper.
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Article 498: For any animals that can’t be patted, a choice of food will be placed in front of them
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Article 499: The Regional Zookeeper is paid in Zimbabwean dollars.
Article 500: Replaces the words “Zimbabwean dollars” in article 499 with the words “Iranian Rial”.
Article 501: Hereby declares this article to be Article 303, restoring the legitimacy of article numbers
Article 502: Reinstates Article 18 and extends the exemption to Article 502 as well
Article 503: toss off
Article 504: The punishment for attempting to sell a drink other than SPIT shall be to have your blood drained and replaced with SPIT
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Article 505: Water and all forms of coffee are exempted from Article 504
Article 506: Reminds everyone that the article numbers are very inaccurate due to Article 290, and only by following the example of Article 501/303 can the proper numbers be restored.
Article 310: Mandates that the collective militaries of all rp canons are mandated to serve the South Pacific in a time of defensive war.
Article 508/311: A new McDonald’s restaurant shall be opened inside the High Court building, complete with a fried chicken waterfall.
Article 509/312: Defenestration is permitted at select Government meetings
Article 510/313: Defenestration per the previous Article is only permitted via the windows in Government Island Penitentiary.
Article 511/314: This Constitution is now valid to all TSP Nations
Article 512/315: The Constitution is made of cheese.
Article 513/316: The now Constitution needs to be stored in a rodent-proof jar
Article DXIV/CCCXVII: Articles shall be numbered in Roman numerals.
Article 515/318
Articles are no longer required to be in roman numerals, and therefore are forced to be in numbers
Article DXVI/CCCXIX:
Per Article 421, the previous article is null and void for it is an invalid repeal.