Article 478: The winner of the national mustard competition will get a lifetime supply of horseradish.
Article 480: Article 478 shall be modified with the following:
“The winner of the national mustard competition will get a lifetime supply of horseradish marmite”.
Article 481: Salmon is the Regional Fish.
Article 482: Kangaroo steak is the national prepared dish.
Article 483: the bat is both the regional flying mammal and the regional weapon of choice of the SPSF.
Article 484: Classifies ‘littering’ and ‘smoking cigarettes in public’ as the attempted murder of all citizens, punishable by 30 strokes of the regional cane.
Article 485: Commercial Aircraft are now required to heed TSP’s regional flag next to the front doors
Article 486: Go to sleep.
Article 487: Punching sharks is now punishable by forced consumption of a KitKat bar per punch.
Article 488: If your pizza delivery is late, you get a free pizza next time!
Article 489: 888-EZ-BUCKS! 888-EZ-BUCKS! Get the cash you need in a flash at CashPoint™!
Article 490: The National Do Not Call Registry gives you a choice about whether to receive telemarketing calls. You can register your home or mobile phone for free.
article 491: Pizzas have to be served with a large drink of SPIT every 50 times that customer orders a pizza
Article 492: Disclosing the location of Government Island is a crime punishable by being forced to present pies to Griffindor.
Article 493: Disclosing the recipe of SPIT when not asked is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of 45 bottles of Tequila
Article 494: All archivists are to be assigned a possession of 50 tequila bottles each to preserve the SPIT recipe, in observance of Article 493.
Article 495: The Archives of the South Pacific will be manned at all times by a meerkat.
Article 495: All Meerkats guarding the Archives of the South Pacific will be armed with M16 rifles.
Article 496: All animals mentioned within this constitution must recieve a weekly pension of a box of food of their choice.