Ace v Konsa

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IN THE COURT OF Media, Subversion, Sandwiches & Shitfuckery
(Judicial District of MY HILL)

Plaintiff: Ammmericaaaa / Amme / Vampire Ammmericaaaa / Soccer Mom Ammmericaaaa / Amme the Darwin / Amatica Sklorpglorb / Eden Amatica / Magnus Phallus / Mammeadonna / Ammeney Spears / Braxxxyllyyn / Airwrecka / Stalker Ammmericaaaaa / Legionarian Isle’s step father/ Konsa’s Husband / NAD’s husband / Founder and CEO of Ammmericaaaa Femboy Harem LC / sponsor of the Goth-Witch Hello Kitty Furry Latino-Polish Tomboy Tomgirl Marine Femboy Harem / member of the most convoulted family tree on NS

Defendant: Konsa

Case No.: 67

I hereby sue @Konsa for ownership of the hill. As we are married, the hill belongs to us. However, Konsa has reportedly attempted to keep me from claiming it! This has included methods such as firing missiles at me, throwing pies at me, and simply saying “my hill!”

As one of Konsa’s many rightful spouses, I deserve to be a owner of the hill!

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I own the hill!

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discourse is dumb, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! WE OWN THE HILL!

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eats the judge

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Alright Father and Step Father, as your son, stop arguing! The Hill is the Family’s Hill, we should sue all nonmembers of our family!

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@Erstavik WE NEED YOU!!!

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I open the doors dramatically and proudly. With a booming voice…:
No… I DESERVE TO BE THE OWNER OF THE HILL!
I think I deserve to be the owner of the hill for reasons, and not reasons unspecified, I like the hill and I want to marry it. Thus, I must marry and own the hill!

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I already married the hill!

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SILENCE! This hill is mine! Your honor, wherever you are, these documents clearly show that I OWN THE HILL!

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Good idea Son…

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I have the most post in that channel, I have the most cheers, andddd I have the most post of all time! That makes me the king of the hill

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well i think the family owns the hill, because we are just super cool and deserve it

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Only one can have the hill!

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depending on who accepts M4 SOPMOD into the family the most, I’m on their side, currently, Konsa is winning it, I like pitting people against each other

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I accept sopmod into the family!

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if it pleases the court i would like to ask a question of both plaintiff and defense

with regards to the presence of the hill and after a thorough inspection of the hill, regardless of the particular ownership of said hill,

where feet

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Ah… very important question.

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I declare war

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I request that whoever is in charge of the case, they must understand that this case is absolute nonsense. According to the Special Law II on King of the Hill Conflict passed on the first day of 2025, the entire hill belongs to me, and other claims are illegal. Please consider this valid law.

Thank you,
CayonNS / Owner of The Hill according to law

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I declare your law null and void.

The hill is mine!

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