Unfortunately, Article I states that the law is valid forever, therefore impossible to repeal. The hill is mine!
As the resident SOPMODist of TSP, I claim the hill in honor of my parents @Ace @Konsa @Ari, and the rest of mah family!
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IN THE COURT OF MEDIA, SUBVERSION, SANDWICHES & SHITFUCKERY
Ace v. Konsa, et al.
ORDER GRANTING MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT BASED ON STATUTORY BAR
PER CURIAM.
Before the Court is the Motion for Summary Judgment filed by @CayonNS, asserting ownership of the Hill pursuant to the Special Law II on the King of the Hill Conflict, enacted on January 1, 2025 (Kiritimati Time). Said statute provides inter alia that:
The statute remains in vigore pleno and has neither been repealed abrogato nor declared unconstitutional ipso jure.
Plaintiff @Ace asserts joint ownership with @Konsa, while @ExquisiteGentleman submits amicus curiae that the Hill is a âfamily hillâ. @Ari interpleads âfor reasons, and not reasons unspecifiedâ, professing intent to âmarry the hillâ, which Konsa contests on the ground of a prior matrimonial union with said Hill.
Notwithstanding these baroque submissions, lex specialis derogat legi generali. The Special Law II constitutes a statutory bar ad litem; thus, Ace and the co-claimants lack standing ab initio to pursue title. The arguments of @Szurea purporting to nullify the statute are ultra vires and without effect.
Accordingly, there being no genuine dispute of material fact and the movant being entitled to judgment ex lege, the Motion for Summary Judgment is GRANTED.
It is therefore ORDERED, ADJUDGED, and DECREED that title to the Hill is vested exclusively in CayonNS, and all other claims are hereby DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE.
SO ORDERED.
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Iâm having problems reading due to the lack of Latin words in my brain
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Good to know!
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I hereby throw @erstavik into an ocean of lesbian sharks
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I support this.
The hill is mine
I make the family hill claim to unite my own people.
It my hill
please father, itâll show that we are the TSP Rothschild family
Me too?
your in the family⌠wait one second⌠am I M4 SOPMOD or Legion?
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I dunno, but youâve made me love SOPMOD
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this reminds me of 1984 when Wilson starts loving Big Brother after the Ministry of Love tortures him
But M4 SOPMOD is a genuine loving figure, if your not an enemy of hers.
But back to the Lawsuit, we should own the hill as a family, and pull strings to make TSP the way we want like weâre the Rothschild Family or something (yes I know itâs a conspiracy theory)
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The case has already been decided, so youâll need to petition the Shitfuckery Court of Appeals for cert
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okay
Should the Court construe this filing as a petition for certiorari?
If you make the hill my familyâs hill I will literally SOPMOD
IN THE SHITFUCKERY COURT OF APPEALS
The petition for writ of certiorari presented to Judge Beryl T. Nonsense and by him referred to the Court is granted. Petitioner and interested parties are invited to submit their arguments.