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President Pike condemns the N&GB regime for taking political prisoners, and persecuting democrats. He further warned of consequences if the prisoners are not released without punishment.

(INETEZ) CCI “Investigation: SwissSwordProtocol


Declassification of records regarding pre-detected Malware and EW warfare in the Civil War of Viliakmon



Terminology

SwissSwordProtocol
: CCI-coined term for investigation and documentation of malicious attacks carried out by the Black Flag Army insurgents. [1]

LicensedMBRMalware-LMM
: New CCI term for 1/3 malwares exploited by the Black Flag Army insurgents which targets the physical drive boot records, closely tied to the following malware. [2]

CPUSecExploit-SCCASCADE
: New CCI term for 2/3 malwares (…), which begins by exploiting every possible side-channel attack method simultaneously, rendering modern hardware essentially useless. [3]

SUP3RHVM4N
: New CCI term for the final red-flag malware (…), which presents itself to the device and user as a false ransomware encryption. [4]


Software-oriented fixes

For LMM, a simple re-imaging and re-mounting of the physical drives is sufficient. With the physical disks corrrupted, the data cannot be retrieved in any way. More information regarding LMM available in footnote [2].

For SCCASCADE, given the known side-channel security hazard, modern network infrastructure (SQL, HTTPS, WIFI, Cloud & Virtualization Encryption), for now, the fix posted on the “Stream” social media platform, is all that we can provide.

As SUP3RHVM4N is a red herring attack, a distraction from the initial two, no additional fixes are needed.

===WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF CREATING A PERMANENT CLOSS-PLATFORM SOLUTION. ALL MALWARE IS WRITTEN IN AND RELIES ON THE USAGE OF BASH, CREATING AND SPREADING A REPLACEMENT FOR BASH WILL TAKE A LONG TIME===


[1] SSP has closely monitored cyber infrastructure in Viliakmon, noticing potential malicious content appearing as far as June 2022
[2] LMM derives from a~licensed~protocol with a digital cetificate issued under a company which ceased to exist around August 2022
[3] SCCASCADE utilized cache, time, power-monitoring attacks, which are subsequently followed by cryptanalysis and poweranalysis, finalizing the grid electronic system through utilizing allowlist as to generate an electromagnetic attack.
[4] SUP3RHVM4N is a red herring ransomware, masking these attacks as simply lucrative.


That is all for now. Until the permanent solution is engineered, we advise all users and infrastructure management to temporarily lock their data behind the self-initiated loop. This does cause all devices to perform at low capacity. This advise remains to be active even in the event that hardware manufacturers provide TEMPORARY solutions in designing new chipsets and CPUs.

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Kybok President Jana Van Den Bergh gave a compassionate statement concerning the forced relocation for the construction of its overseas military bases in Kliegme. “It is a difficult thing to forge new alliances, but Sallodesia will not force itself unto the citizens of other nations. We’re here to build a brighter future together and our methods must reflect that as well. It’s therefore that we’ll send a diplomatic detachment to Kliegme consisting of our top experts alongside military officials to asses the situation in Podamoskaya. If need be, we’ll reconsider the location of our bases as we’re there to help protect the Kliegmean people. Not force them to do anything.”

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In response to president Pike of Izaakia’s comments, Supreme Leader Nicholas McGregor has said that the traitors will be punished fairly if they are found guilty.

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The Press Secretary of the Strelna reported to the press that the President has ordered the Kliegmean Garrison in Podamoskaya to not involve themselves with the protests, and that He is on his way to Kiryatskaya Krai for a working meeting with the Governor of Kiryatskaya Krai, Sergey Ishayev.

Earlier today, the Strelna welcomed Sallodesian President Van den Bergh’s statement.

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President Pike has cautioned Supreme Leader McGreggor that he has been found guilty of crimes against humanity in Izaakia, and that he should be careful to avoid non-voluntary extradition to Izaakia.

The Haoenshafen permanent resident arrested for assault on Boxing Day has been charged with one count of assault. She has voluntarily chosen to be imprisoned for 1 week over a BES 1,500 fine.

The car manufacturer Trek announces a new genereation of its hydrogen powered cars H-LOT. The fuel cell’s efficiency has been improved by 10% extending the range by around 50km alone. The maximum range is said to be 625km. The chairman of the board annouced that the company has the goal of producing enough cars that in five years time, they represent 75% of their sales. Currently they represent 26%.

The infamous New Mako to Little Mako bridge is having access routes on the New Mako side enlarged. The infamous bridge has access limited by the low height of the circular railway bridge which goes over the road leading to the bridge. It has been asserted that this design “fault” was to prevent access to Little Mako by bus, keeping the riff raff away. However in recent years there have been many crashes as cars and SUVs get larger. With large SUVs unable to pass under the bridge if they have anything attached to the roof, or if they’re equipped with off-road tyres.

The Nationalist Riots have been dispelled as of this morning, according the the FiHami government.

Several ringleaders, including Texeteti’ and ex-chief Puani Kokostali, have been arrested and are now in custody awaiting legal trial.

The ex-chief’s previous sentence is still in the air, as parliament is working on passing a law to ban capital punishment. The justice system will vote on whether to honor the previous ceremonial execution or not.

The SAHP has announced that the virus is confined to the area of the city of Duriver. The investigations have not found the same virus in any other city. The Mayor of Duriver announced that they almost have found the source of the virus!


In the wake of the announcement that the river will be widened protests erupted. The party La Oranĝo (O, ecologists) have been leading the many protests that have been going on lately. To widen the river, many residential areas would have to be demolished, which would further aggravate the already scarce housing situation.

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The law draft by which the legal voting age is lowered to 16 has passed the Sænat. It now has to be approved by the Federal Council and signed by the president to go into effect.

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Robotic Factory Incident

Today, a workplace incident resulted in 2 deaths at the Wilkins Robotics Factory after a hydroelectric press malfunctioned causing the works near it to get electrocuted. The family’s of the workers have been informed, and the manager offers their apology, stating, “We are deeply sorry for the loss of life today, we wish to offer our condolences to the families that lost such great men today.” The factory as shutdown for the rest of the week.

Pet Rabbit in Central Park

Last Friday, a pet rabbit race competition was held in the central park in Core Humania. In celebration of the Government’s decision to transform minor intersections into roundabouts, a rabbit race was held. The winner of the competition was Buggs, a comedically large rabbit. The owner, Elmer Fud, stated that he joined the race in order to quote on quote “get his wife back”, reporters are still trying to figure out what he meant.

Nuclear Bomb Constructed

The first new generation nuclear bomb was completed. The Humania military is excited about this new development as head sectarian of defense stated “Humania as long since been missing on the international stage as a nuclear power, this will soon change.” The bomb in now being prepped in a silo in Samia.

Humania-Ryccia Wall Progress

50% complete

Nothing much as happened, only a minor delay in supplies.

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Ikaranareans in Centrus, Imperus, Akeros and Ikera celebrate the new year- however, celebrations have a somber tone this year due to the ramifications of the Rycco-cordilian war and the War in Past, among other conflicts in the region. It is estimated that around 50,000 people were killed or wounded in the War in Past, over the short 27 day war. Despite the massive wars and devastation throughout the region in 2022, the Ikaranarean populace isn’t showing major signs of war fatigue- a popular slogan developed the past few months has been “Hope for peace, prepare for war.” Ikaranara’s victories in all of its regional conflicts, help founding the LoC and strengthening of it’s global position on the world stage have made Alertz’s popularity ratings soar, and its likely that his party will remain in power of the NA this year.

In Past, people in Caston celebrate, while those in more war-torn regions- like Ralton- mourn still. Past is still facing shock from its war, but hopes are looking up. The Pasten economy, despite all odds, is expected to grow significantly in 2023, in no small part due to Ikaranarean aid after the war. While Past grows into a more stable system, Ikaranara looks into stabilizing more of the region. Throughout the nations with so much shared history, one thing is for certain- the bond between Ikaranara and Past will only grow at the new year chugs on.

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The Pelinese Ministry of Health has stated in its end-of-year evaluation that it believes that non-congenital transmission of AIDS has been near-totally exterminated in Pelinese residents under 25. Though the report states that a more detailed analysis will be necessary to confirm the full extent of the transmission stall, representatives of the Ministry of Health and the Special Police Directorate are already crediting aggressive medication distribution, HIV testing, and enforcement of Pelinese morality laws with what may soon be the greatest Pelinese achievement in public health this decade.

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The Department for Transportation has committed to free and abundant parking at all Train and Bus Stations. Parking will be validated by tapping the credit card or Transport Card used for the bus or train journey.

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The ISA and Cosmos begin their 2023 schedule with two simultaneous launches of the Inter-Stella Class Rocket nicknamed Rocket Man and Major Tom. The rockets have a pay load of Habitat Unit 1, and and Life Support Unit 1 for the Space Manta Space Station which aims to be continuously manned by early 2024. The units will be attached to the large telescope unit which was launched in May 2022.

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5 politicians who were put on trial have been found guilty and have been executed. All of these people have been known for openly criticising Supreme Leader Nicholas McGregor’s policies.

The senate has confirmed that grand admiral Athena Antonides is to also be minister of defense. After being appointed she set her goal to decorupt the military. Reports show what seems like a masive purge and reorganizing of high ranking offices, with many people loosing their jobs and new ones getting them.

The thalapadian armed forces have confirmed that the nation has successfully developed nuclear weapons
“They are still not physically tested,” said a engineer that was working on the project," but they should be fully functional. We are currently searching for a way to test them without provoking a strong negative response from the international community"

The Izaakston Patriots Ice Hockey Team parade through the streets of Izaakston following their 6-5 victory over the Montacian Mounties in the NYE Cup on Saturday Night.