The newly formed East Romordian military has detected malware in their military infrastructure. The perpetrators are currently unknown but like the assassination of Boris Rađen, many East Romordian nationalists blame Aberstopia for this.
RAFI:
—TEM
Grand Duke and Head of State, Dawson Ernst, had congratulated Prince Edward and Grace on their newborn. No further comments were made.
—Empress Astrid
Both the Grand Duke and the Head of HM Cabinet for External Affairs-Quinlann Emmerson, have formally welcomed the return of Empress Astrid to U.S.I., issuing a ceremonial artifact as a gift.
“Sharing a common form of government will further solidify our relations. It is good news for the peoples of U.S.I., I wish the Empress best regards.”, said Grand Duke Ernst, announcing that the April Initiations of a formal visit and High Ambassadorial establishment plans have been completed in the mean-time, and should be expected within June.
—Romordia, Aberstopia and NAGB
Head of HM Cabinet for External Affairs, Earl Quinlann Emmerson, had expressed growing worries regarding the worsening situation in Romordia and and Aberstopia; calling for slow and cold-headed investigation on both sides.
—Transcrabrian Sea
Regarding entrance of Peonic vessels into Kliegmian EEZ, Deputy Reporter within the HM Cabinet for External Affairs (Caleb Galeman), said during press conference:
“This is a non-topic. Only note-worthy is the lack of response from Concordia Entente, which is anomalous. However, I also cannot place blame for that, as this announcement is quite mundane.”
-Reporter: perennialistDeconstructor
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Prime Minister Walton has been described in a newspaper article this morning as, ‘friendishly clever’. The Prime Minister, responding to the article, said he is not quite sure what to make of that.
Former Prime Minister Gordon Watts has revealed the advice that Deputy Prime Minister Garcia, who is also a former Prime Minister, gave him for taking over as Prime Minister at the age of 27. He was told before a full week as Prime Minister, on Sundays, prepare for the week and know exactly everything you are going to do.
Deputy Prime Minister Pearson is being tipped to go on to be President one day. President Elliott responded, saying, ‘Not too soon, I hope, I have no plans to leave at this time.’
Former Prime Minister Gordon Watts has revealed that he nearly turned down the chance to be Agrarian Party Leader and, hence, Prime Minister. He was going to decline and his advisor told him he was doing it and that was it.
Popular entrepreneur and Alcoalitania’s 6th richest man, Valerio Magnus Alcott, has tragically died today in an ambulance amidst traffic.
Mr. Alcott allegedly suffered a severe heart attack, prompting one of his bodyguards to swiftly call the EMSA (Emergency Services of Alcoalitania). The EMSA responded to the highly important call and arrived at the scene in approximately 15 minutes, subsequently escorting Mr. Alcott in their ambulance.
Unfortunately, the ambulance became stuck in a massive traffic jam near one of the most popular schools in Austral City, where Mr. Alcott resided. Tragically, Mr. Alcott did not survive the incident.
Mr. Alcott was the head of the largest food chain in Alcoalitania, with a net worth of 70,000,000,000 C$. He had no wife or children, and instead, he left all of his wealth to charity in his will. He passed away at the age of 61, and a new charity organization has been established in his name using the money bequeathed to charity. This charity, named the Magnus Foundation, advocates for people with heart, brain, or other fatal health complications.
Picture of the traffic jam taken by a street camera, license plates blurred to protect the safety of our citizens.


Josif Tintor has said in an interview that he supports West Romordian independence movements, including ones that use violent methods.
The East Romordian military has found out that whoever is responsible for the malware in their military infrastructure likely had access to classified East Romordian military information.
The Romordian community in Kliegme, whose roots come from refugees from NAGB’s invasion of Western Romordia, have reacted to Tintor in a lukewarm manner. A Romordian Doctor by the name of Josip Read, who has settled in the Kliegmean southeast following the NAGB invasion in 2023, has stated in an interview that “I’ve just found a new sanctuary for Romordians in Kliegme. We are trying our best to adjust to our new situation, integrating and making friends with the locals, so on. I’m not sure how many of us would be willing to throw all that away.”
Today Huawan launches a space shuttle to the CPSC International Space Station for its newest maintenance and scientific mission. It is set to be Huawan’s longest space mission so far.
BREAKING— According to sources inside the Krauanagazan Human Rights Commission (FHRC), the commission’s Office of Criminal Investigations and Justice is releasing its much-anticipated report on alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity on Pohnarras Island tomorrow afternoon.
For weeks Pohnarras was under a violent militant occupation, bringing near-constant combat and bloodshed to the island. As coalition forces withdrew from the island, thousands of Pohnarrasi residents were stranded on the island with militants, and no way to escape.
The FHRC has been tight-lipped in safeguarding the specifics of their investigations on Pohnarras, however, one source called the findings, “deeply disturbing.”
A car was driven into groups of people in Luchester, Nicholas and Great Britain. The driver then got out of the car with a firearm and started shooting people. 9 people were killed and 17 were injured. The assailant, who has been identified as a West Romordian, was shot dead by police.
BREAKING— The FHRC has released its Pohnarras Report. The OCIJ’s investigation, which focused on incidents occurring between February 22, 2024, and May 8, 2024, revealed a harrowing series of atrocities committed by various parties, including Red K (RK), the Messengers of Tallaz (MOT), the Zuhlgani Air Force, and the Kevpríg Provincial Militia. Among the most egregious findings are:
- Massacres of ethnically Mitalldukish citizens in Tagara, Tanagra, and Parnasos, perpetrated by MOT militants.
- Arbitrary executions of civilians who refused to identify Mitalldukish neighbors, carried out by RK and MOT militants in Bataklasos.
- An unauthorized airstrike in K’larain by the Zuhlgani Air Force, resulting in civilian casualties.
- Prolific arson attacks by RK and MOT militants in Bataklasos, leading to widespread destruction and displacement.
The report, compiled through meticulous evidence collection, including interviews, document analysis, and field visits, paints a grim picture of the humanitarian crisis unfolding on Pohnarras Island. Survivors’ testimonies underscore the traumatic impact of these atrocities, with severe shortages of food, water, and medical supplies exacerbating the plight of civilians in conflict-affected areas.
In response to these findings, the OCIJ has recommended legal actions against identified perpetrators, including high-profile figures such as Alkan Rasha and Jarin Talov, for their alleged roles in orchestrating and executing widespread atrocities. The OCIJ also advocates for policy changes, including the establishment of independent monitoring bodies and nationwide education campaigns, to prevent future violations and promote accountability.
Headlines today:
Huawanese Parliament Signs a Law where starting the next academic year, school lunches will be free for children and university student lunches will be even more subsidized. The edict was another plan of Huawan to combat malnourishment and food inequality. It is set to be the one of the largest free school lunch programs in The South Pacific.
The Republic of Jäähua prepares to celebrate the Winter Solstice/Midwinter or Talvipäivänseisaus. A tradition where the shortest period of the day and the longest period of the morning. Plans are made for the Jätikokko, which is a giant bonfire built on a wooden platform at sea and lit from afar with arrows. The ancient arctic indigenous tradition is to relit the sun and create a summer.
The 1st battleship division has been deployed to the Mitalldukish coast due to rising tensions in the area.
Sallodesian Secretary of Education, Astrid von Ottenberg, has commended the Huawanese initiative and promised to look into a similar implementation in Sallodesia. President Van Den Bergh has voiced her support for a similar initiative: “We see high performing nations in education such as Stoinia & Shai Kong with similar implementations. Nutrition is what keeps our children healthy and a healthy child is a prolific one. We will evaluate similar possible programs.”
Yayyára, Krauanagaz— The Krauanagazan State Department has issued a statement reiterating their warning to Akarina from earlier this year. The statement reads,
“We feel it necessary to restate our commitment to defend our territory from hostile entities. So let us be very clear: Akarinan military assets are still prohibited from entering Krauanagazan territory, and any breach of Krauanagazan sovereignty will be considered an act of aggression. The region is already suffering from incredible instability. The presence of the Akarinan military simply exacerbates the situation, and we’re not entirely sure that isn’t the goal.”
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San Marsico sends aid to Krauanagaz - During a speech on the situation in Southern Coidilia, Samik Grads, the Head of the Ministry of International Relations, has stated “We (San Marsico) will send Krauanagaz over 15,000,000,000 Kyixes (3 TSP$ = 1 Kyix). This is for the safety, security, and humanitarian right securement of Krauanagaz.” This package will also include 10 M2-5x Savtiks, 3 AWA-Ocra Class Port Defense Systems, and GAD-99 Air Defense Systems // Yannick Foze.
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Minister of Education of Alcoalitania, Gabriel Montiel has publicly commended Huawan’s initiative to provide free school lunches for students. He has also added that “These initiatives give our students more nutrition. Students are the foundation of future generations of scientific and technological advancements, and we should nurture them. We have initiated these types of programs decades ago, and we are glad to see that other countries are following the same path.”
Vice Admiral Henry Müller has stated “any attack on an Akarinan vessel will be swiftly met with a counter-attack by allied vessels”.
Kliegmean society, which has been providing students with free lunches from elementary to high school since 2009, began discussing whether the programme should be extended to higher education.