Article 2064 :
Article 2063 shall be repeal as it breaks this clause of Article 1621 :
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Article 2065: Article 2061 is hereby repealed, as Article 2060, though limiting certain rights of citizens and legislators, constitutes a necessary, proportionate, and reasonable restriction adopted for the common good (cf. Art. 1621 §§ (1)(g) and 1(h)). Article 2061 fails to address, or provide a standard for determining, whether the restrictions imposed by Article 2060 satisfy the requirement of reasonableness.
The question of whether the restrictions imposed by Article 2060 are reasonable is hereby referred to the Supreme Court for determination, to be adjudicated following the conclusion of the judicial election and the swearing-in of the newly elected Justices.
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Article 2066: Article 1909 is revoked and is invalid because Erstavik is lame
Article 2067: Article 2066 is hereby repealed, it being found to be unduly harsh and lacking sufficient justification. Article 1909 is hereby restored and shall continue in force with its original numbering and effect, as though Article 2066 had never been enacted.
Article 2068: Declares that both referendums in Article 2051 have succeeded with more than 50% of the votes For, and therefore announces that the amendment proposed to remove Section 6 of Article 1909 has been adopted.
Article 2069:
Section 1.
No-fault divorce, if ever recognized within this Region, is hereby abolished. Henceforth, no marriage shall be dissolved except upon a showing of sufficient cause.
Section 2.
All actions, petitions, and proceedings for the dissolution of marriage shall be brought solely before the Court of Media, Subversion, Sandwiches & Shitfuckery, which shall have exclusive original jurisdiction over such matters.
Section 3.
This Article shall apply retroactively to the divorce proceedings between @Ari and @Ace, notwithstanding that such proceedings may have been initiated prior to the adoption of this Article.
Article 2070: wtf erstavik divorce good
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Article 2071
Erstavik is the delegate of TEP
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Article 2072: The TEP mentioned in the previous article stands for The (Most) Enjoyable Pacific, a.k.a. The South Pacific.
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Article 2073: The TEP mentioned in the Article 2071 stands for The (Most) Excellent Pacific, a.k.a. The South Pacific.
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Article 2074: TSP= The Socialist Pacific
TWP= the Worst Pacific
TEP=The Edgy Pacific
TCP(The Pacific)=The Comminust Pacific
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Article 2075
TNP = The Nerd Pacific
Article 2076
Having acne is now illegal and punishable by flogging
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Article 2077: Notwithstanding the ordinary course of appellate procedure, the Supreme Court shall have original jurisdiction in any case where a provision of this Constitution so provides or necessarily requires.
Article 2078: erstavik is fined 3 gajillion dollarydoo for not making a cyberpunk 2077 reference
Article 2079: Whosoever shall dare to utter, write, whisper, or otherwise express, whether by word of mouth, by computer, by phone, by iPad, by pen, by gesture, or by any other means known or hereafter devised, any censure, animadversion, detraction, ridicule, jest, cavil, or the faintest breath of disapprobation whatsoever directed against Erstavik, or against the hallowed institution of Pie in all its forms and varieties, be the said criticism ever so trifling, momentary, jocular, or seemingly inconsequential, shall be guilty of a capital felony and suffer death by cake asphyxiation.
Article 2080: i knew erstavik is a fake pieist he doesn’t even prescribe pie asphyxiation
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Article 2081: Article 2079 is hereby repealed as it limits the freedom of speech.
Article 2082: OWL’s pet owl is named Finneas.
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Article 2083
This ends at article 2100