Article 1678: Volaworand shall be hit on the face with a half-eaten cake at 12 pm (GMT 0) on the first of June, 2025.
Article 1679: The RMB Mayor shall be responsible for janitorial duties in the Delegate Cabana and TEP Outhouse/Embassy.
Article 1680: SNL is now the official show of The South Pacific
Article 1681: Madonna is the official musicial guest of TSP.
Article 1682: the official host of TSP is Jim Gaffigan
Article 1683: Francis the popcorn bucket must always wear seasonally appropriate garb.
Article 1684: All TSP citizens are required to have at least one trash can for every 20 square meters of their houses.
Article 1685: Trash pickup shall be on Tuesday and Saturday
Article 1686: Volaworand must eat at least 1.5 blueberry pies a day. If Volaworand fails to, Cayo will forcefully feed him blueberry cakes instead.
Article 1687: The cabinet of TSP shall be responsible for appointing a cheif baker who can supply both pie and cake to residents on demand.
Article 1688: The coral guard shall be responsible of protecting all bakeries in the region from anti-cake or anti-pie attacks.
Article 1689: The Council on Regional Security shall maintain watchlists of Ice Creamist insurgents
Article 1690: All pies left on the ground unattended for more than two hours shall be thrown into a duck pond.
Article 1691: Duck ponds shall be resticted to nature preserves
Article 1692: All citizens must have at least 100 grams of bread whenever they are closer than 100 meters to a duck pond.
Article 1693:
all ducks must have 1000 grams of bread on mondays
Article 1694: If any duck fails to follow Article 1693, all citizens living closer than 100 meters to that duck shall be punished by being hit with a loaf of bread with butter spread on it.
Article 2695: The production of bread shall be nationalized and operated at cost for the benifit of residents, including ducks.
Article 1696: wtf
An apology must be written for all 1000 articles that @Volaworand skipped
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Article 1697: Article 2695 shall be changed to Article 1695.
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