Constitution II of the South Pacific

CayonNS · April 16, 2025, 4:59pm

Article 1658: Article 1657 is repealed; according to #1621 g, h.

Konsa · April 16, 2025, 5:18pm

Article 1659: Konsa returns declaring war on cake

New-Halo · April 16, 2025, 5:24pm

Article 1660: Article 1659 is repealed and TSP condemns The Republic of Konsa

Konsa · April 16, 2025, 5:43pm

Article 1661: article 1659 is reinstated and konsa gladly accepts being condemned

Coltranius · April 16, 2025, 6:55pm

Article 1662: As of Article 1660, Konsa will be exiled from the Coalition of The South Pacific within the publication of the next 10 articles if nothing will be done about this.

Konsa · April 16, 2025, 7:56pm

Article 1663: konsa declares war on TSP

Franz · April 17, 2025, 11:31am

Article 1664: To deal with the ROK (Return of Konsa) crisis, a special meeting will be held at Government Island to discuss the situation and decide how to respond. All legislators must come to this meeting.

CayonNS · April 17, 2025, 12:44pm

Article 1665: All legislators who refuse to participate in the meeting in Article 1664 shall be forced to eat a cake or pie, whichever one they hate more.

Franz · April 17, 2025, 4:55pm

Article 1666: The decisions made at the ROK Crisis Conference will be enacted as an article on 18th April by Franz.

Coltranius · April 17, 2025, 7:17pm

Article 1667: Anyone that has been a citizen of TSP for over 1 year can legally drive any vehicle they want.

Hao · April 17, 2025, 7:42pm

Article 1668: everyone must emote this post with the pie emoji

CayonNS · April 18, 2025, 7:29am

Article 1669: A cannon stuffed with a pie shall be aimed at Hao’s face all the time, and shall be fired whenever Hao receives a pie emoji on Article 1668.

Franz · April 18, 2025, 9:14am

Article 1670:
According to the decisions made at the ROK conference,

All nations in the region are to increase border control to prevent Konsa - supporter from entering TSP.
All nations must support the fight by sending at least 20% of their standing military to fight Konsa
All nations must revoke citizenship of Konsa supporters and their leaders must insult Konsa on the news every morning.

CayonNS · April 18, 2025, 2:32pm

Article 1671: Fights between Konsa and the coalition must be a food fight. The food used should be soft enough to not cause serious injuries. Cake-throwing is encouraged.

Franz · April 18, 2025, 5:04pm

Article 1672: Pie-throwing is discourage. They shouldn’t be produced in the first place.

CayonNS · April 20, 2025, 8:06am

Article 1673: Cakes shaped like pies are strongly encouraged to be thrown at Konsa.

pyrocxrals · May 3, 2025, 3:11am

Article 1674: Any and all Death Star factories are ordered to cease production of all Death Stars or any Death Star components. Any existing Death Stars must be retrofitted with pie lasers in accordance with Article 1671. Any Death Star crews who fail to comply will be forced to discontinue all epic lightsaber battles an become a literal small moon.

CayonNS · May 3, 2025, 5:05pm

Article 1675: Rice papers are discouraged from being used as alternatives to paper made from wood.