Constitution II of the South Pacific

Article 1658: Article 1657 is repealed; according to #1621 g, h.

Article 1659: Konsa returns declaring war on cake

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Article 1660: Article 1659 is repealed and TSP condemns The Republic of Konsa

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Article 1661: article 1659 is reinstated and konsa gladly accepts being condemned

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Article 1662: As of Article 1660, Konsa will be exiled from the Coalition of The South Pacific within the publication of the next 10 articles if nothing will be done about this.

Article 1663: konsa declares war on TSP

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Article 1664: To deal with the ROK (Return of Konsa) crisis, a special meeting will be held at Government Island to discuss the situation and decide how to respond. All legislators must come to this meeting.

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Article 1665: All legislators who refuse to participate in the meeting in Article 1664 shall be forced to eat a cake or pie, whichever one they hate more.

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Article 1666: The decisions made at the ROK Crisis Conference will be enacted as an article on 18th April by Franz.

Article 1667: Anyone that has been a citizen of TSP for over 1 year can legally drive any vehicle they want.

Article 1668: everyone must emote this post with the pie emoji

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Article 1669: A cannon stuffed with a pie shall be aimed at Hao’s face all the time, and shall be fired whenever Hao receives a pie emoji on Article 1668.

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Article 1670:
According to the decisions made at the ROK conference,

  1. All nations in the region are to increase border control to prevent Konsa - supporter from entering TSP.
  2. All nations must support the fight by sending at least 20% of their standing military to fight Konsa
  3. All nations must revoke citizenship of Konsa supporters and their leaders must insult Konsa on the news every morning.

Article 1671: Fights between Konsa and the coalition must be a food fight. The food used should be soft enough to not cause serious injuries. Cake-throwing is encouraged.

Article 1672: Pie-throwing is discourage. They shouldn’t be produced in the first place.

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Article 1673: Cakes shaped like pies are strongly encouraged to be thrown at Konsa.