Article 1638: All people who read this article have to buy a poodle and gift it to Franz
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Article 1639: Every time Franz receives a poodle from someone, he should gift them a bowl of warm chicken noodle soup with the temperature no less than 35 degrees Celsius.
Also, here is your poodle: 
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Article 1640: Article 455 is amended such that it is only 1 day of awkward conversation .
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Article 1641: All citizens traveling by sea are required to carry at least three hundred grams of chocolate in case of an emergency.
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Article 1642: you must gift your neighbor a camel on Wednesdays
Article 1643: Ice Cream is required as 30% of the ingredients in pies and cakes.
Article 1644: Article 1771 will be revoked because it is in violation of Article 1612. This information has been provided by a time traveller.
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Article 1645: Even if a time traveler offers time travel to the past, citizens of the South Pacific before the invention of time traveling are prohibited from accepting the offer in order to prevent anybody from claiming The Hill too early.
Article 1646: The SPTCO (South Pacific Temporal Control Organisation) is responsible for regulating time travel and other forms of temporal travel and manipulation. It shall be supervised by the Prime Minister and a Cabinet-appointed Supervisor.
Article 1647: Time travel to the future is prohibited for most citizens of the South Pacific. However, Griffindor and three people (which can be selected by Griffindor) are allowed to travel to the future only if the purpose is to find better cake recipes.
Article 1648: Momos are the official dumplings of the South Pacific.
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Article 1649: At least 1 kilogram of momos should be eaten by every citizen every month.
Article 1650: Human dignity is inviolable. It is the duty of all state authorities to protect it.
Article 1651: Human dignity is inviolable. It is the duty of all state authorities to protect it.
Note: This is not a repeat of Article 1650 as it is invalid under the provisions of Article 206.
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Article 1652: Any resident of the South Pacific may write an article to stop the validity of Article 206, except for Besern, as their article would be invalid according to the Article 1629 referendum. Even if the validity of Article 206 is stopped, all Besern’s articles currently considered invalid will stay invalid until the South Pacific completely dissolves. The article to stop the validity of Article 206 shall allow new Besern’s articles that comply with the existing laws to be valid, and Besern’s right to author valid articles respected.
Article 1653: All pies are to be shipped away to Westeros.
Article 1654: Konsa shall be shipped away with the pies.
Article 1655: Citizens of the South Pacific are prohibited from wishing @Konsa goodbye.
Article 1656: Instead of wishing Konsa goodbye, citizens of the South Pacific are allowed to stuff cake into cannons and shoot them at Konsa instead.
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Article 1657: All articles can have at most 10 words.