Article 1698 repeals all of volas articles
Article 1699: Article 1698 is rescinded as it attempts to repeal a permanent article (Article 1303). This decision has been made according to Article 1619 and 1621.
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Article 1700: The former article 2695 shall be affirmed as Article 1695 and it is further mandated that nationalized bakeries must produce pie crusts sufficient for one pie per resident per day.
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Article 1701: It is too be clarified however that under Article 1700, no resident is mandated to eat their pie crust and are completely free to make the right choice of throwing it off a cliff.
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Article 1702
Article 1701 shall be struck out as null and void due to encouraging the act of wasting good food
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Article 1703: Article 1702 is to be rescinded and Article 1701 is to be made valid again as Article 1702 attempts to restrict the rights of citizens. This decision has been made according to Article 1621.
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Article 1704: Lampshades that have become too worn for regular use shall be burned in a dignified retierment ceremony
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Article MDCCV: At 2:00 AM Local time, each citizen must breakdance to Banana Man, or face the immortal snail treatment.
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Article 1706: Immortal snail treatments shall occur weekly on Tuesdays at 2:30pm.
Article 1707:
The popular hill in “King of the hill III” is my hill. No exceptions
Article 1708:
Article 1707 is rescinded under Article 1621 for attempting to carry out an impossible task. The ‘Hill’ is a region that no government is unable to control and is an anarchic area. Attempts to regulate the ownership of the Hill would be futile.
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Article 1709: The king of the hill shall be provided with a new Burger King paper crown upon each taking of the hill.
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Article 1710: As soon as the new king of the hill puts on the paper crown, a cup of water shall be poured onto their head.
Article 1711: On fridays we ride llama’s into local 7/11’s and instead of pieing people we cakeify people
Artile 1712: Amnesty shall be afforded all participants in the poll riots of 2025.
Article 1713: Artile 1712 shall be renamed to Article 1712.
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Article 1714: Article 1710 is rescinded under Article 1621 for attempting to carry out an impossible task as the King changes so often, we would have to drain the entire Pacific Ocean in just a year.
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Article 1715: every Tuesday the South Pacific will hold a $110 million military parade for no reason at all
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Article 1716: At exactly 1700 hours every Friday, all citizens of the South Pacific must walk towards the North for 2 seconds before resuming daily activities.
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Article 1717: Article 1714 is rescinded because:
- The task required by Article 1710 is not an impossible task as a cup of water can be easily obtained as long as there is water and a cup, both which are abundant in the South Pacific. It shall be noted that the size of the cup had not been regulated by #1710.
- The statement “we would have to drain the entire Pacific Ocean in just a year.” does not make sense, as it is impossible to drain the Pacific unless all connections between it and other bodies of water are blocked. Even if the connections are removed, it is impossible for a human to drain the entire ocean in a year by scooping out cups of water, one at a time.
The rescinding of Article 1710 is cancelled and Article 1710 shall be valid.
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