Article 1578: Gallium is not allowed to be used when making a bicycle.
Article 1579: Bicycles can be used only in areas where the population density is greater than 37 inhabitants per square kilometer
Article 1580: For regions with a population density lesser than 37 inhabitants per square kilometer, only unicycles may be used as eco-friendly transit options.
Article 1581: For regions with a population density lesser than 2 inhabitants per square kilometer, neither bicycles nor unicycles may be used as transit options.
Article 1582: Every bicycle colored green must have at least two baskets attached.
waaaaait… yours should be 1581
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Article 1583: Bicycles must be aesthetically pleasing enough to cause a smile to appear on the faces of the Bicycle Goddesses.
“I am a fighter, not a quitter.” -Mary Elizabeth ‘Liz’ Truss, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Article 1584: The UK shall hold a vote on whether to be dissolved into Europe entirely by May 7th, 2025.
Article 1585: The total volume of the cookies should always be at least 1.732 times larger than the volume of the ice cream in any type of ice cream sandwich.
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Article 1586: When eating an oreo, the cream must first be licked. Any citizen who bites the cookie with the cream will automatically be kicked out of the South Pacific.
“Harry Potter is overrated” - An intellectual
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Article 1587: All former TSP citizens who were kicked out because of not licking the cream of an Oreo first are allowed to gain citizenship again as soon as they make and sell 3,000 sandwiches containing cheese, lettuce and ham with a length of at least 20 centimeters.
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Article 1588: A) All TSP nation shall henceforth worship Legendian as the sole God they shall promise to chant Jai Shree Legend three times when they wake in the morning and when they go to bed.
- For exceptional creatures that credit themselves for not at all sleeping they shall henceforth chant it Jai Shree Legend 28 times at every 7 hours of their lifetime.
Article 1589: Article 1588 is invalid due to the lack of a quote.
”Well that’s just great.” -Me (I’m currently sick)
Article 1590: Article 1588 shall be valid henceforth.
" I hate you Prsm" -definitively me
Article 1591: Article 1590 is declared invalid because it attempts to validate an article that does not follow Article 1304 and blatant use of hate speech.
“Rules are rules” - Me
Article 1592: Cheese is now required to have dairy-free variants for people allergic to dairy.
”Well that awkward” -When you talk into a conversation that you weren’t part and everyone started looking at you in confusion