Article 1558: All cakes must be named after pies in anyway possible.
“The price is not moneying” -me when shopping for fragrances
Article 1559: All pies must be named after cakes in any way possible.
“My brain is not braining the way a brain is supposed to brain.” -Me during a math test
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Article 1560: every ice cream should be named after sandwiches in any way possible.
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Articles 1561: All sandwiches have to be named after frozen custards in any way possible.
“Ugh not this again” -me when people in another room are being loud
Article 1562: Article 1561 is invalid due to Article 1557.
Article 1563: All Griffindors must be named after frozen custards in any way possible
“Yeah, I dunno what to put down here” -me when struggling to think of a quote
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Article 1564: All legislators must be named after legislators.
“Mwahahaha!” - Franz, as he sees legislators struggle to come up with quotes because of the article he made
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Article 1565: All frozen custards must be named after room-temperature mustards in any way possible.
Article 1566: All room-temperature mustards must be named after cuts of meat in any way possible
“Gosh it’s so cold today!” -any Southeast Asian when temperatures reach 24°C (75.2°F) or lower
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Article 1567: All cuts of meat should be named after car manufacturers in any way possible.
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Article 1568: All car manufacturers must be named after aircraft manufacturers in any way possible.
We had a test? -a classmate, when test papers were given out
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Article 1569: All aircraft manufacturers should be named after airlines in any way possible.
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Article 1570: All articles must be read upside-down.
“GET OUT” -Legislators when a Legislator thinks up a bad law or smth idk
Article 1571: All cursers must be named after cursors.
“Homophones are very important.” - My English Teacher in 2nd Grade
Article 1572: Miles per hour will be used for cars, and kilometers per hour will be used for large trucks.
“WHAT THE #### IS A KILOMETER” -Americans
Article 1573: The knot will be used for tractors and the Mach will be used for marine vessels
“WHAT THE #### IS A MILE” -The world (except the US and the UK)
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Article 1574: Only light-years can be used as the length unit when writing down lengths of things on a piece of paper.
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Article 1575: Kei trucks are permitted on city streets and country roads, but not highways.
“Palindrome!!!”-@Detroix
Article 1576: Bicycles are allowed on every type of road except for hiking trails.
Article 1577: Bicycles must have at least two wheels
Random screaming -NPCs in GTA when I bump them slightly