Article 1598: The finished product of the so-called ‘TUAv7 Project’ will be legal.
Article 1599: Article 1598 is revoked and declared null and void. TUAv7 is officially condemned by the Legislation and banned
“You have made an enemy today, Cayo” - Franz
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Article 1600: Any person attempting to create a program that would block TUA products from being installed on their devices will have their front door’s doorknob removed and taken away.
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Article 1601: Due to the TUA Crisis, the sales of televisions have dropped down to an all time low and TVs are being destroyed in the thousands per day. To encourage people to buy TVs again, the GST on sale of TVs has been dropped to 1.5%
“Here come’s the moneeeeeeeeeeey!!!” - Newspaper and Radio Companies
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Article 1602: Every television bought because of the TUA crisis are required to have at least three extremely powerful speakers connected to it.
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Article 1603: Article 1602 is revoked as televisions per household reaches an all time low of 0.0000000001/1000.
“Newspapers are much better than I thought.” - A kid in Louisiana during his free time
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Article 1604: Every article revoked by Franz from now will increase the tax of Seriously? Productions’ CEO by 15%.
Article 1605: Article 1604 is revoked on grounds on unclear language.
[15% does not specify whether it is of income, original tax amount, original tax share, etc.]
“Ha! Got you!” - Franz
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Article 1606: For every ‘revoked’ Franz writes in this topic from now on, a free one-week trial of TUA will be gifted to the CEO of Seriously? Productions.
Article 1607: Article 1606 is rescinded because the money required for the above article has been deemed an unnecessary expenditure for the government to pursue.
“You are not worthy of a fight with me.” - Franz
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Article 1608: Every citizen of TSP must read Wikipedia’s List of Lists of lists in its entirety.
“It’s time for the PreACT!” -Me, on PreACT day
Article 1609: Chicken drumsticks should be used when playing any kind of drum in a restaurant.
Article 1610: In light of all the bad quotes, Article 1304 is officially rescinded (much to my disappointment). Articles are not required to follow it anymore.
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Article 1611: Due to the fact that it is very hard to measure lengths of short objects in light-years, Article 1574 is also rescinded. From now on, Planck Length shall be used instead for any object smaller than a normal baseball.
Article 1612: Any article may be rescinded if it is deemed to not to be in the interest of the majority of the people, unless it is necessary for the Security of the State.
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Article 1613: All (military) tanks in TSP shall carry at least one sword for each person on the vehicle.
Article 1614: Every 17th of September, all citizens of TSP are required to ritually sacrifice any loose eyelashes they find.
Article 1615: The new MEAT (it isn’t named TUAv7, it is not TUAv7) is legal to be used anywhere in the South Pacific. This article cannot be repealed.
Article 1616:
Article 1615 is rescinded for being in violation of Article 1612 as it is not in the interest of the people.
Furthermore, it is to be noted that no article is immune to repulsion as such an article would limit the functioning of the Assembly and any other government bodies. Such an article would limit the democratic functioning of the South Pacific as a whole.
It is to be noted that, @CayonNS’s attempt to introduce such an article is highly disapproved of by all citizens of the South Pacific.
Lastly, Any other attempts by any citizen or legislator, no matter their position, at introducing an irremovable or unamendable article will lead to them being unrecognized as a contributor to the Constitution II of the South Pacific. Any articles published by them in the past and in the future will be repealed with immediate haste and they shall not be furthermore recognized. @CayonNs shall not suffer these consequences now because this was not explicitly stated before.
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Article 1617: To maintain the daily nutritional requirements of the people of the South Pacific, all South Pacificans must consume dessert after every meal. Dessert must include cake, pie, and ice cream emulsified together using mayonaisse and mustard.
“cures cancer by bombing a children’s cancer research center” -@Zhuang
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