Article 1299: People banned from YouTube must have the Danish flag in their profile picture.
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Article 1300: Una economía fuerte, Un bolívar fuerte, Un país fuerte.
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Article 1301: Non-english articles shall not apply to english speaking nations in the region. French articles will apply only in polish speaking nations.
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Article 1301: Articles in Xhosa will only affect Spanish-speaking nations in the South Pacific. All articles written in Spanish shall be considered null and void.
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Article 1302: Due to the existence of 2 “Article 1301”, both articles shall be considered null and void
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Article 1303 Redux: Non-english articles shall not apply to english speaking nations in the region. French articles shall apply only in polish speaking nations.
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Article 1304: Article must now end with a quotation befitting the article.
“I definitely said this.” - Moon Tzu, Art of Texting
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Article 1305: Article 1304 shall apply only during leap years.
“Bend… and Snap!” - Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
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Article 1306: All senators must speak in an Indian accent during debates. An Indian accent entails the highly media centralized accent used in Hollywood, not the real accent.
“Don’d dell me what to do.” - That one Indian Meme
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Article 1307: Sunshine Act releases shall be converted to the wingdigs font, and be scanned into jpeg files prior to release.
“Fly you fools!” - Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
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Article 1308: This is not an Article.
“This sentence is false.” - Anonymouse
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Article 1309: Due to the superfluicity of Article 1308, said article shall be repealed and made void
“Obamna” - Donald Trump
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Article 1310: Because of the divisiveness of Article 1309 said article shall be repealed and made void.
“This is a big f***ing deal” - then VP, Joe Biden
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Articlr 1311: Preston is to evacuated and demolished except for College Green, so that the public toilet there has ample room to fufill its purpose.
“But that would require a completely different government.” - Matthew Harris a.k.a. Bob the Fish, Episode 6: “Squared Away”, “Square Peg: The Dream of British Satellite Broadcasting”
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Article 1312: All citizens of the Coalition of the South Pacific shall be forbidden from losing their minds at the sight of cakes, pies, and ice creams. If caught, they must be force-fed all three desserts simultaneously at the hands of the Council of Regional Security.
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Article 1313: Article 1312 is declared void and null for violating Article 1304. Further, as punishment @North will be forced to hear “random” quotes chosen by me in the video below -
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0]
This is a compiled version of 3000 comment section Sun Tzu quotes.
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Article 1314: From now on, any link that direct to a video, image or gif containing Rick Astley in it is banned from the Coalition.
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Article 1315: Links published before Article 1314 are not subject to the ban.
“Never gonna give you up” - Rick ‘Roll’ Astley
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Article 1316: Any reference to Rick Astley is hereby banned from the Coalition
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son” - Felix “Pewdiepie” Kjellberg
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Article 1317: Hereby, any reference to Pewdiepie is banned.
“My friends were like a father to me. They never came back.” - A Nony Mouse
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