Article 1318: References to skibidbi toilets are a war crime and subject to death by keelhauling.
“The problem with quotes on the internet is it’s very hard to verify their authenticity.” - Abraham Lincoln
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Article 1319: Any reference to “brainrot words” are a criminal offense, and can land permanent jail time.
Article 1320: If a toilet is found skibidi, they shall pay fanum tax.
Article 1321: All brainrot/gen alpha slang is considered treason.
Article 1322: Users found not having a citizen title after 6 months of joining shall be tried for treason.
Article 1323: The FBI are a bunch of pansies.
Article 1324: Obese citizens must donate excess body fat to the Central Lipids Bank of the South Pacific.
Article 1325: SPIT selling is required in all nations in the TSP, only under certain circumstances is it ok to not sell SPIT.
Article 1326: Articles 1319 to 1325 for not following Article 1304.
“I’m surrounded by idiots.” - Scar
Article 1327: Article 1326 does not exist, and from this point one shall not be mentioned or known.
Article 1328: Jay is the almighty ruler of the South Pacific and no article can contradict this.
Article 1329: Article 1327 and 1328 are thereby invalidated as not suppoted by a quote.
Article 1330: Article 1329 is invalid because it directly contradicts Article 1328.
Article 1331: Since Article 1304 was written before article 1329, article 1329 is invalid because it violates an article written beforehand. Also article 1330 is invalidated for violation of article 1304.
Article 1332: Lombard and PRSM should shut the hell up.
Article 1333: Article 1332 is invalid and expired.
“Artificial Intelligence” -Jensen Huang
Article 1334: You’re expired
Article 1335: Any articles without a quote at the end will from now on be considered invalid
“United Airlines” -Scott Kirby
Article 1336: Article 1335 is invalid.
Article 1337: Article 1336 is invalid