Article 1279: The Constipation of the South Pacific II shall halt for 10 minuets due to the lack of ideas.
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Article 1280: The next article written by every legislator must be in a language other than English.
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Articolo 1281: Per essere in regola con l’articolo 1280, questo articolo è scritto in italiano.
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Artikel 1282: Mulai dari artikel 1282 semua teks dari Sembelit II dari Pasifik Selatan harus ditulis dan dieja dalam bahasa Indonesia. Artikel ini juga menganulir artikel 1281.
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Article 1283: Non-legislator citizens are free to choose to post articles in English or other languages as desired.
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अनुच्छेद 1284: सभी विधायकों की सुविधा के लिए अनुच्छेद 1282 को निष्क्रिय घोषित किया जाता है।
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ارتيکىل 1285: باسو ميناڠ لاه مانجادي باسو رىسمي داري اجات لامبىک 2 داري ڤاسيفيک سالاتان.
(No this is not arabic lmao, try to guess the language and translate it)
Article 1286: The TSP discord community shall nominate one legislator to present the views of that community to the Assembly.
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Article 1287: Venezuela is no longer allowed to pump oil.
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Article 1288: If Venezuela is found pumping oil, it will be erased from earth’s face by massive nuclear bombings
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Article 1289: Venezuela may not pump oil however any other nation can pump oil from Venezuela.
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Article 1290: people must read article 18 before adding articles
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Article 1291: From now on, anyone that has added an article and isn’t able to prove that they have read article 18 beforehand shall be executed by beheading at the TSP lampshade bar
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Article 1292: The precedence of Article XIX is affirmed.
Article 1293: It is to be noted that it is only necessary to read Article 18 not follow it. Furthermore, Article 1291 is cancelled because it does not follow itself.
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Article 1294: @Franz is to be cancelled on Twitter for cancelling Article 1291.
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Article 1295: The Constipation of The South Pacific II welcomes tahik123 as it’s new member.
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Article 1296: The application of Godwin’s Law is forbidden outside testing purposes. Violators will be sent to mandatory medical rehabilitation.
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Article 1297: The application of Newton’s Laws of Motion are affirmed in all circumstances. Violators shall be dropped in the nearest available black hole.
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Article 1298: People with a Danish flag as their profile picture will be banned from YouTube.
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