Article 1259: High Court rulings shall include two for one laxative coupons in the footnotes each time they cite the constipation of TSP.
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Article 1260: The absolute opposition of the constipation of the South Pacific is diarrhea and must be demonized at all costs.
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Article 1261: Pie.
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Article 1262: Cake ≠ Pie both in taste and value.
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Article 1263: The residents of TSP are granted complete freedom to choose thier preferred dessert and the government shall make no law infringing on this right.
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Article 1264: Since the problem of deserts being unequal have been solved, the new government debate will be - Italian food vs Indian food vs Chinese food.
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Article 1264: The Constipation of the South Pacific officially recognises Constipation VS Diarrhea causing foods.
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Article 1266: The preceeding Article 1264, being the second of that number, shall be renumbered to Article 1265.
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Article 1267: The discussion of when to start Constipation III of the South Pacific has officially begun.
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Article 1268: The discussion of when to start Constipation III of the South Pacific has officially ended.
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Article 1269: To celebrate the 69th article in every hundredth digits, the Constipation will mandate every subject to comply to article 1267.
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Article 1270: It has been decided that on the 7th of August, the Constipation III of the South Pacific shall officially start.
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Article 1271: The year is intentionally not mentioned in Article 1270 to allow for unforseen circumstances.
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Article 1272: Article 1270 intentionally states that the Constipation III of The South Pacific must officially start at the 7th of August 2024.
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Article 1273: article 1273 officially demolishes the constitution
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Article 1274: Before entering a TSP government building, all citizens must bow towards the direction of the state of Indiana.
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Article 1275: Article 1273 is rendered null because the article is using an old term that is rendered null by article 1258.
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Article 1276: The Prime Minister shall be appointed after being the winner of a region-wide pie eating contest.
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Article 1277: Second place in the pie eating contest will win free apple pies for the rest of their life.
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Article 1278: The nation placing in third place in the pie eating contest shall become the delegate’s official food taster.
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