Article 1239: cake is banned in the south pacific
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Article 1240: pie is also banned in the south pacific
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Article 1241: The official dish of the region shall be the TSP turducken, which is a llama shank, stuffed with an orphan, stuffed with as much SPIT as an orphan can hold, per the writings of our holy queen Auphelia.
Article 1242: The TSP turduken shall be eaten by TSPers at least once a day. If a TSPer fails to comply, they will be sent to a rehabilitation camp for 20 years
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Article 1243: Going to a coffee kiosk to ask for “two girls one cup” is expressly forbidden.
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Article 1244: While other meme-based coffee orders are allowed, none shall not be supported or promoted officially.
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Article 1245: Ridiculous coffee orders are allowed and encouraged at your local Starbucks if they say your name wrong.
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Article 1246: Starbucks orders must be ordered under the players full nation name including pretitle.
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Article 1247: All citizens must be dyed South Pacific Blue.
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Article 1248: If a citizen isn’t dyed South Pacific Blue they will dye with South Pacific Blue other citizen’s hair for no compensation for the rest of their lives
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Article 1249: Volaworand shall be the exclusive retailer of South Pacific dye in the region.
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Article 1250: The Novum Regnum shall be the exclusive transporter of South Pacific dye in the region.
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Article 1251: To be official South Pacific dye, the dye must include at least 30% tears of Concrete Slab cultists.
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Article 1252: All citizens of the South Pacific must dedicate 2 years of their lives serving the cult of the great Concrete Slab.
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Article 1253: All Slab cult meetings must include the drinking of South Pacific dye.
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Article 1254: Violating Article 1253 will be punished by the perpetrator being forced to pay double for every and any dye.
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Article 1255: This article has been rendered unreadable after the Constitution II of the South Pacific was sprayed with dye by anti-pie activists.
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Article 1256: In the unprecedented scenario that an Article becomes illegible, the person or persons responsible must decipher the Article. Failure to do so will be punished by public flogging while riding a llama.
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Article 1257: Fringed lampshade headwear shall be reserved for formal occasions. Unfringed lampshades shall be suitable for casual and everyday use.
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Article 1258: The “tution” part after “consti” shall be changed with “pation” in every official document.
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