Article 1210: the Council on Regional Security shall implement programs to prevent the removal of kebab.
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Article 1211: April 13th will be known as Regional Kebab Day.
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Article 1212: Regional Kebab Day shall be celebrated with feasts and the firing of guns in the air.
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Article 1213: Shish and döner kebab are equally endorsed.
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Article 1214: Vegetable salads shall never be served with kebab, however fruit salads are an acceptable side dish.
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Article 1215: All kebabs are equal in the eyes of the law.
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Article 1216: Coconut shavings must be made availble to all kebab customers.
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Article 1217: Coconut shavings are to be exclusively imported from nations that are in the top 10% for environmental beauty.
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Article 1218: Nations in the top 10% of environmental beauty must bulldoze or deforest significant portions of thier lands to make allowances for export-based coconut industrial farms.
Article 1219: SPSF members must wear silly hats during major update.
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Article 1229: SPSF members must wear lampshades during the minor update.
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Article 1230: Election results must be reported entirely in Klingon.
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Article 1231: Rulings of the Chair of the Assembly must be published with pale yellow text on hot pink backgrounds.
Article 1232: The location of Government Island is a regional secret, to be guarded by the CRS.
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Article 1233: The CRS shall be barred from domestic spying activities on Tuesdays.
Article 1234: The Chair of the Assembly shall be dragged to their seat by the Delegate and Prime Minister of the South Pacific after their a confirmation of their appointment by the Assembly.
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Article 1235: The use of dating apps while on TSP government property is strictly prohibited. All phones are subject to search and confiscation if such apps are active.
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Article 1236: All land is now owned by the Government of the South Pacific.
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Article 1237: The South Pacific was reclassified from “Liberal Democratic Socialists” to “Democratic Socialists”.
Article 1238: Starmer is ousted. The Coalition shall now be under the government of the Pun Masters, and other forms of direct and parliamentary democracy.
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