Article 1190: RMB Moderators must be present in the RMB at least 4 times per week, barring any reasonable leave of absence.
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Article 1191: Failure to comply with Article 1190 will lead to delegate Tupac the Turk executing the moderator with a battle axe.
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Article 1192: The RMB must be kept quiet, 24/7, no exceptions. No posts are to be made; violators will be sentenced to 60 years of torture followed by execution.
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Article 1193: In accordance with Article 1192, a zero post limit shall be enforced. All posts in excess of zero shall be suppressed with repeat violators subject to banjection.
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Article 1194: “Banjection” shall be defined as a punitive torture process involving the insertion of 200cc of aqueous Bandai Konapun Cooking Studio Toy Curry Mix into the intramuscular bloodstream.
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Article 1195: The corpses of those subjected to banjection shall be made into meat pies, sausage, jerky and assorted meat products and served at the SPSF Welcome Back Bar-B-Q’s required by Article 1173.
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Article 1196: Sadism is punishable by banjection.
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Article 1197: Disestablishmentarianism is punishable by banjection.
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Article 1198: Violation of any article will be punished by banjection, unless any other punishment is specified.
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Article 1199: The Delegate, in consultation with the Council on Regional Security, may commute banjection to a vigiourus tickle by the winner of the regional TSPottery Lotto.
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Article 1200: The board game “checkers” is banned.
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Article 1201: If someone is caught playing checkers, they will have to play 10 hours a day for 10 years the board game called “chess”
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Article 1202: The chess rules in effect as they pertains to article 1201 shall be three dimensional chess as featured in Star Trek: The Original Series.
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Article 1203: Any game of classical Chess must be played in the presence of a former World Champion. Said world champion can be from any board game except checkers.
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Article 1204: Any game of checkers must be played in the presence of a chess world champion. Said world chamion may be from either three dimensional or classic chess.
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Article 1205: All world champions (except those of checkers) are to be provided a golden llama as a token of appreciation from the government. Cost of said llamas will be deducted from the winnings of checkers world champions.
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Article 1206: All world champions (except those of checkers) shall display thier golden llamas during annual coalition day celebrations.
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Article 1207: Checker world champions will have to pay 100% taxes.
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Article 1208: The loser of a checkers world championship match shall be exempt from paying sales taxes for a six month period.
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Article 1209: Nobody may remove kebab.
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