Constitution II of the South Pacific

Article 1171: Members banished to Lone Wolves United may return if they butcher and package five Lone Wolves.

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Article 1172: Banished members may also return if they kill the other in a 1v1 fight to the death.

Article 1173: The loser of such a 1v1 battle shall be be butchered and served as hamburgers at the victors welcome back Bar-B-Q.

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Article 1174: The Welcome Back Bar-B-Q will be paid for by a randomly selected SPSF member. The randomly chosen member is @xshotss

Article 1175: The randomly selected SPSF member who pays for the Welcome Back Bar-B-Q shall be able to claim a decuction of the amount paid from thier taxable income for regional income tax purposes.

Article 1176: SPSF member @xshotss cannot be taxed, and articles cannot alter or remove this rule.

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Article 1177: If someone tries to tax xshotss, they will be sentenced without trial to capital punishment.

Article 1178: The preferred method of capital punishment shall be aging in place.

Article 1179: Any person who does not pay taxes, whether allowed by an article or not, must compensate by giving up one kidney.

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Article 1180: Anyone pledging allegiance to this Constitution as part of their naturalisation process to the South Pacific may not accuse this Constitution of being “batshit”.

To prevent such accusations from occuring, the national food shall be offered before, during and after the naturalisation process.

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Article 1180: Franz has been executed for not following article 1176.

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Article 1181: For not having followed Article 1178, xshotss will have to do forced works for 20 years

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Article 1182: Pineapple shall be served at all official functions in The South Pacific.

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Article 1183: Franz is brought back to life because Article 1179 is not a violation of Article 1176 as the kidney is not classified as a tax but rather as a government mandated medical donation.
Article 1176 only includes taxes which are monetary payments.

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Article 1184: Tupac was a Turk.

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Article 1185: The duet of Madonna and Tupac is a proscribed recording and shall not be played, broadcast, reproduced or performed.

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Article 1186: Tupac the Turk is not to be confused with two pack the turkey.

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Article 1187: Neither Tupac the Turk nor two pack the turkey are to be served at official state dinners.

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Article 1188: Tupac the Turk is the new delegate.

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Article 1189: A new delegate will gift the appointer a white elephant. Failure to take care of the elephant will result in execution.
Congratulations @xshotss :tada:
Note: The monthly expenses of a white elephant is about 70,000 US$.

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