Constitution II of the South Pacific

Article 1152: Human traffickers shall be payed with Kazakh taxpayers’ money

Article 1153: If Kazakh currency is not available to pay a human trafficer then any nation may issue an I.O.U. payable by the Kazakh central bank.

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Article 1154: If the Kazakh central bank fails to pay the debt within 10 years, then the creditor nations can legally invade Kazakhstan

Article 1154: If multiple creditor nations are invading Kahzakh there must be a best of three round robin rock paper scissors competion with the eliminated nations withdrawing forces for 48 hours.

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Article 1155: Kazakhstan can only use llamas to defend itself against creditor nations.

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Article 1156: Any nation who suffers the loss of a llama in battle must pay a fine equal to one years llama food costs to The Llama Institute on Government Island.

Article 1157: The Llama Institute on Government Island shall be presided by Volaworand and their successors

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Article 1158: The Legislative Assembly (LegAss) shall institute a quota system governing the production of coconuts in order to maintain stable pricing for end use coconut consumers.

Article 1159: Coconuts are to be thrown by the audience at bad actors.

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Article 1160: If an actor manages to catch a coconut on the fly, then the one who trew it shall be fined 100,000 coconuts

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Article 1161: Every Coalition Day celebration shall include the running of the llamas.

Article 1162: The current delegate and prime minister must ride the llamas on Coalition Day.

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Article 1163: Llamas are a delicacy.

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Article 1164: TSP state dinners must serve TSP Turduckens, which per Auphelia, consists of a finely braised llama shank, stuffed with an orphan, stuffed with all the SPIT an orphan can hold.

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Article 1165: All meat products are hereby to be generated using a material generator. Since this is now possible, slaughtering is now forbidden.

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Article 1166: If a family cannot afford material generated meat, they may kill one chicken a week for meat. Anybody who breaks this rule will be killed by a firing squad made of legislators.

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Article 1167: Members of the SPSF do not get taxed.

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Article 1168: To compensate for all other SPSF members, one random member must pay 100% taxes for a year. The randomly chosen member is @xshotss

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Article 1169: If the chosen member doesn’t comply to Article 1168, they will be expatriated to Lone Wolves United

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Article 1170: If the selected member does not choosy to comply with Article 1168, both Franz and Lombard will be exiled to Lone Wolves United for a year together.

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