Article 438: Double posting is one of the most deplorable actions someone can take, and all double posters in this topic shall be put to death!
Article 439: Oops
Article 440: Any article sentencing people to death in this document shall be replaced with a sentence of watching cat videos on youtube for 1 hour a day.
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Article 441: From this article onwards, referring to popular opinion from the referendum triggered by Article 421, no repeals are allowed. Any new article in the form of a repeal shall be deemed null and void, and the target article(s) reinstated.
This article may only be repealed with an approved edict of the Assembly of the Coalition of the South Pacific, in the form of a law, published in this Constitution. The real one, no pretending you are the Assembly to get around this.
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Article 442: Any articles that one wishes to repeal, but may not legally do so, are hereby allowed to be locked in a dark room and ignored by order of a constitutional article.
Article 442 shall forever be enshrined in a bullet-proof glass case in a public space so all can admire it, and adequate lighting, so as to illuminate to page without damaging it, shall be shone upon it.
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Article 443: The “real” Assembly is defined to be a committee of penguins in the Antarctic.
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Article 444: Do you hear the people sing?
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Article 445: Singing the song of angry men?
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Article 446: It is the music of the people…
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Article 447: Who will not be slaves again!
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Article 448: When the beating of your heart…
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Article 449: Echoes the beating of the drums…
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Article 450: There is a life about to start…
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Article 451: When tomorrow comes!
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Article 452: when
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Article 453: what
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Article 454: Comic relief shall be founded as a vital constitutional organ.
Article 455: Actual relief of suffering, though, will be deemed non-vital.
Article 455: Financial relief is prohibited, and punishable by 2 Days of awkward conversation with the CBSA
Article 457: Lordnwahs’s Article 455 is now to be rebranded as Article 456
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