Oh… oh yeah… that’s so sad
Pushes Gigulio’s leg back into oven
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Now who will steal buttplugs from seniors because we can’t afford to buy spoons to scoop!
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Wrong leg buddy.
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picks up a desert eagle
GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR I SHOOT
Deep fried eagle nuggets please
Here you go. THat will be free.
hands you deep fried eagle nuggets
Sir, please don’t annoy, harass, molest or injured the desert eagles.
Cranberry and blood dipping sauce please
What if I do all of those things?
Anyways I want 10738383769 chicken strips from Chick-fill-a
A cheeseburger and a chocolate shake, run through a blender together.
Typical Pieist shenanigans
here you go.
On Valentine’s day
Hello, table for one please 
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Oh dear… how tragic. Look buddy, you don’t have to be alone! Just order a date! I’ll get you one right away. Ideal height? Hair color? Gender? Should they have a family? If not, I can take care of that too! Whatever you need.
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Reminds me of that one SNL skit
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this is masterchef TSP and YOU GIVE ME THIS!
throws the food at you
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Hell nah, I wouldn’t date myself even if I’m desperate. I can already imagine having a massive argument and then both of us getting arrested for domestic violence and attempted murder on each other.
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If you date yourself and it gets…adult do you use a body pillow of yourself?
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Sorry, but what the hell
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That’s what Socialist Lop said.
What if you have a body pillow of Elmo