The Royal Cakist Club, a continuation of The RCC, is a step forward in TSP Dessertism (very cool name indeed). We promote the realization that cake is better than pie, cookies, or ice cream. Who cares about cooperation, it’s all about what’s in the best interest for us.
All former RCC members are automatically in this club.
I, [NAME], solemnly pledge to uphold the true cakeist way and always show my love for cake whenever I can. I accept all rules of the club. Cake is above all desserts. (yes I copied this from the old RCC)
I, Cayo (CayonNS), honor the oath of the Royal Dessertist Club. I pledge to never discriminate against other desserts, and to uphold peace amongst desserts.
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Thank you to the club president for giving me the Secretary of Dessert Affairs position! I hope with this new club, we can spread the idea of dessert equality across the entire region. All desserts are equal!
I, United Disney States, honor the oath of the Royal Dessertist Club. I pledge to never discriminate against other desserts, and to uphold peace amongst desserts.
I pledge to DISCRIMINATE against other deserts, and protect CAKEIST beliefs in the name of CAKE.
Due to the inaccuracy of the club ideology, and my own. I will resign from my assigned position as Vice President.
There will be no peace until the Pieist bureaucrat threat is no longer to Cakeist beliefs.