The Royal Cakist Club (but cooler)

The Royal Cakist Club, a continuation of The RCC, is a step forward in TSP Dessertism (very cool name indeed). We promote the realization that cake is better than pie, cookies, or ice cream. Who cares about cooperation, it’s all about what’s in the best interest for us.

All former RCC members are automatically in this club.

Members:
@ExquisiteGentleman - Founder and President
@Ari
@Griffindor - His Most Benevolent Cakeness
@UnitedDisneyStates - Disney

And honorably: @Franz

Rules:

  1. No other desserts allowed.
  2. Please be civil.
  3. Follow the TSP forum rules.

I, [NAME], solemnly pledge to uphold the true cakeist way and always show my love for cake whenever I can. I accept all rules of the club. Cake is above all desserts. (yes I copied this from the old RCC)

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I, Cayo (CayonNS), honor the oath of the Royal Dessertist Club. I pledge to never discriminate against other desserts, and to uphold peace amongst desserts.
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Thank you to the club president for giving me the Secretary of Dessert Affairs position! I hope with this new club, we can spread the idea of dessert equality across the entire region. All desserts are equal! :shortcake: :pie_tspie: :soft_ice_cream: :cookie:

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“Zero Discrimination” :laughing: :rofl:
Your joking right :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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This is a disgrace

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Nuh uh

That’s secret

#BringBackHate

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I endorse this statment

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I, United Disney States, honor the oath of the Royal Dessertist Club. I pledge to never discriminate against other desserts, and to uphold peace amongst desserts.

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oh God someone fix the pledge

I pledge to DISCRIMINATE against other deserts, and protect CAKEIST beliefs in the name of CAKE.
Due to the inaccuracy of the club ideology, and my own. I will resign from my assigned position as Vice President.
There will be no peace until the Pieist bureaucrat threat is no longer to Cakeist beliefs.

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Astonished at @Ari’s hate and discrimination against the other dessertists,

I hereby nominate @UnitedDisneyStates for RDC’s new vice-president.

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I would like to run for VP

the sopmodist club has authority of TRDC, so you basically are VP already (im lazy af and not in the mood to edit stuff)

Cake is great, Pies are lies.

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Waaaait… :astonished_face:
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Greetings, members of The RCC,

Absolutely shocked at the club president’s decision to promote cake extremism and discriminate against other desserts,

Dismayed by the fact that the decision has been made without gathering the opinions of other members,

I shall resign immediately with this post as the secretary of dessert affairs and leave the club.

I request the club president to remove me from the list of members as soon as possible.

Thank you.
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#AllDessertsAreEqual :cake: :pie_tspie: :soft_ice_cream: :cookie:

I only answer to what SOPMOD wants

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I must bribe SOPMOD

Oh actually, why don’t I ask Coco instead?

@ExquisiteGentleman

ok

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