The Royal Cakeist Club

Lampshade Bar and Grill
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The Royal Cakeist Club is the premier club for all lovers of the one true dessert that is above all - Cake :cake: !

So join today!

Members of the Club

  1. @Franz [Club President and Founder] (July 2025 - )
  2. @Griffindor [Former Delegate and Cakeist Inspiration] (July 2025 - )
  3. @Ari (July 2025 - )
  4. @ExquisiteGentleman (July 2025 - )
  5. Aboizi Biden or @UncleJoe [Former Delegate Candidate] (August 2025 - )
Rules
  1. Do not support pieism in any way or form.
  2. Support for ice cream is permissible (as long as you do not love it more than cake).
  3. Follow all general rules for discussion on the forums.
To become a member

Please make a post stating the following,

I, [NAME], solemnly pledge to uphold the true cakeist way and always show my love for cake whenever I can. I accept all rules of the club. Also, Franz is a great person.

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I ,Griffindor, King of Cake, solemnly pledge to uphold the true cakeist way and always show my love for cake whenever I can. I accept all rules of the club. Also, Franz is a great person.

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Um… quick question, I support dessert equality and think that some pies are delicious, but I still like cake the most. Is that against rule 1?

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Welcome to the Club!

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The rule states that you cannot support pieism in any way or form so as long as you keep your (incorrect) opinion to yourself and do not actively support pieism on the forums, I will allow you to join.

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Oh I see. But ‘Franz is a great person’? Uhh… yeah… yeah… okay…
Actually, maybe I could join after the election.
I like cake. :shortcake:

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Oh I see. But ‘Franz is a great person’? Uhh… yeah… yeah… okay…

Ehhhh…
That part is optional (It will be greatly appreciated if you include it)

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Pie = freedom

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Ice cream supremacy! :soft_ice_cream: :heart:

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I, Ari , solemnly pledge to uphold the true cakeist way and always show my love for cake whenever I can. I accept all rules of the club. Also, Franz is a great person.

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Freedom = Slavery

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I, [NAME], solemnly pledge to uphold the true cakeist way and always show my love for cake whenever I can. I accept all rules of the club. Also, Franz is a great person

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Bro you had one job to fill in your name :skull:

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Welcome to the club!

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Members, should we make a new rule - Having at least one brain cell?

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Members, we are proud to congratulate Member @Griffindor on the end of a remarkable and incredible term as Delegate.

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non-cakeist grumble Griff remains Delegate until 1st August.

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Uhmmmmm… Well, let’s not get all detailed over here now
Its the thought that counts, ok?

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True… Sorta! I’m Delegate up until the update where the poor soul succeeding me takes the mantle as the most endorsed nation in the region… which will likely be after August 1st. My successor is only Delegate elect until then :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hello. As a spirited fellow citizen of the Cakeitalists, member of the Cakeist Movement, hero of the Bakers Rumble, and now a member of the RCC, I can’t say enough of how much joy this brings me. I am glad of my recent affiliation with this elite club, and I cannot express the extent of my love for cake. A toast…: to cake!

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