SPSF: News and Updates

March 2023 SPSF Service Report

Fellow South Pacificans,

March was an incredible month for the South Pacific Special Forces, and I am excited to share an update on our activities!

Monthly Statistics

Statistic This Month Trend Monthly Change Percentage Change
Updaters 36 + 18 +100%
Updates 57 +6 +12%
Defenses 158 -260 -62%
Detags 395 -151 -28%

Notable Operations

Now, the stats above may be confusing at first glance. How did the SPSF double its number of updaters and increase the number of updates it participated in, but have a decrease in defenses and detags? This is primarily due to the week long siege and liberation of England, where the members of the South Pacific Special Forces gave everything they had to the operation!

Furthermore, it gives me great pride to report that the South Pacific Special Forces SMAHED its single update turnout record this March! During the major update of March 18th, the SPSF saw 24 updaters at the siege! This is truly an incredible accomplishment that the entire South Pacific can be proud of.

Finally, Pronoun rose to a spot on the General Corps of the SPSF after an overwhelmingly positive vote from the Assembly! We know you will keep making us proud!

New Members of the South Pacific Special Forces

This month also saw the South Pacific Special Forces welcome @Konsa , @Banexet , @Shibuya-Kanon , @PodracingFan, @anon70351540 , @anon9181086 , @Epiana , @JhnClarke42 , and @Lily to its ranks as Trainees! Furthermore, we were happy to welcome CRS member @EmC back into the fold! I think I speak for everyone when I voice my excitement for their futures with the Force! Be on the lookout for promotions!

Now onto everyone’s favorite parts, the Service Awards!

Service Awards

Updates Attended

Rank Ribbon Awarded To
1 most updates Klysevia
2 second-most updates Pronoun
3 third-most updates ConcreteSlab

Detags

Rank Ribbon Awarded To
1 most detags Klysevia
2 second-most detags Pronoun
3 third-most detags ConcreteSlab

Defenses

Rank Ribbon Awarded To
1 most defenses Klysevia
2 second-most defenses Pronoun
3 third-most defenses ConcreteSlab

Congratulations to Klysevia for the second clean sweep in a row, attending every single update in March! That’s insane! I ask again, will anyone be able to dethrone those ridiculous numbers in April?

Contact and Conclusion

If anyone has any questions or concerns, my office is always open! The statistics speak for themselves in showing the South Pacific Special Forces are on the up and up again! To anyone who has aided the Force, even in a small way, I thank you.

If what the SPSF does looks interesting to you, we’re always welcoming new members! You can apply here.


Lux, Veritas, Virtus.

Yours,

Minister of Defense,
Concrete Slab