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The Snovian army is sending emergency signals from the Northern border. They report at least 12 soldiers on their side having been killed in the last 24 hours by Izaakian soldiers or partisans. The information cannot be verified by neutral sources.

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Qaweritoyu: Prime Minister Barrett has been insisting the work of the Barrett III Administration is not finished until the end of the election. To prove her point, she held and attended a conference this evening.

The alleged leader of the Hazelian secessionists, Laro Hausklav, has spoken to the public on Hazelia’s local TV channel and on social media. He announced, that the first governor of Hazelia, Honninn, is being held hostage by his group. He also called for a referendum on the independence of Hazelia from Snolland. Snovian officials have not commented on the situation yet.

A Nicholas and Great British football fan was filmed pushing a Sedunnic fan into a fountain following NGB’s 5-0 defeat to Sedunn in the Football World Championships.

  1. The Black Market Crash of September is Resolved
  • The Black Market stabilizes its’ prices in Viliakmon.
  • However, the “crash” effect is permanent. Black and Grey market economies have lost 75% of their usual output.
  1. Rise of the Private Sector
  • Biochemical and Pharmaceutical Industries have seen a rapid increase in their production output. Their overall price is rising only steadily as investors remain unsure of whether this growth will continue.
  • The Arms Industries grows as production is steadily increased to meet a rise in demand of goods. The government has issued temporary subsidies to avoid the prices of goods possibly hyperinflating.
  1. Trade and Energy
  • Canal 2 is complete, offering a much more profitable trade route between Viliakmon and the Central Cordilian Union members.
  • Consequently, Viliakmon has begun exporting energetics at the (very low) domestic prices.
  • Related to 2, market analysts question why the Arms Industry is the one producing cargo ships.
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When asked for a comment on the viral “fountain incident” during an interview with Sedunnic players, Eipp poured an entire bottle of water on Grunberg’s shirt, to which he retaliated in kind proclaiming “now we have bathed as well!”.

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Several documents under the name of “Operation Red Herring” were leaked from the Department of Military Affairs. The files have not been decoded, as the files are in a language believed to be either an obscure language from central Doge Land or an ancient version of Beponan. So far, only the involvement of the air force is known from the files. Some conspiracy theorists believe that the files relate to a potential invasion of Ryccia, however this theory is not widely believed. The DoMA has not released an official statement yet.

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The Efladian Foreign Minister issued a statement today saying:
“We are concerned and saddened by the situation in Hazelia. Even though the cause of the Hazelian secessionists is understandable, there is no justification for the use of force and tge undemocratic way of a coup.
We appeal to all sides to resolve the conflict peacefully. Eflad is open to send international arbiters should the referendum take place.”

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The Foreign Minister of Kliegme has released an official statement, denouncing the secessionists of Hazelia for the usage of barbaric terrorist violence that goes against the virtues of democracy.

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The Izaakian expeditionary fleets are currently passing to the south and west of Snolland, following joint military exercises with Eflad and exercising rights in international waters near The Frost Empire. They are set to being wide ranging military exercises off the coast of Valora with the Qaweritoyu armed forces over the next week.

The Peocracy of Huawan has launched a rover module from Arnchow to aid the mapping of Tyr. This is one of the many planned missions by Huawan to land a manned mission to Tyr.

Another manned mission to Maxima will be launched later in the year to collect further samples, as well as a shuttle to the International Space Station.

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Under the new modernization plan of Terelian Rail Transport, the famous 91-53-0-410-015-8 TE-TFT “Majestic Bird” locomotive shall be reclassified to a class 43, it’s modernization shall take place in Terelia, at Electroputere’s Sumeti Depot & Train Care Centre.

The football fan responsible for pushing the Sedunnic fan into a fountain has been given a 2 year match ban for international matches by the NGBFA, Nicholas and Great Britain’s football association.

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In response to the developing situation in Hazelia, Sedunnic foreign minister Gjieramm calls for restraint from the secessionists and any third parties, noting that “a referendum with a gun pointing to one’s head will not gain the international recognition sought after”. He further said that he can sympathise generally with those seeking peaceful independence, and offers Sedunnic mediation.

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T.CP. asked The Founder, Iakov Xhuglini, about the situation in Hazelia. They found him in his personal residence where he began a new hobby of building ships in bottles.
Blissful over the current defeat of crime, economic rise and his daughter Tayna maturing enough as an heir, he phlegmatically responded;

Viliakmon will simply provide aid to the World Forum in their recommendations regarding such situations.” The Founder answered, in the most calming manner ever seen from him.

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The Snovian government has accepted negotiations with the secessionists on neutral ground with help of the Sedunnic state. The exact location and date is yet to be decided on. In return Honninn, while still being held hostage, is allowed to see his family again and reside at his home in Jufutu instead of the undisclosed location the secessionists have brought him to.

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Valkyrian foreign minister Avianna Aldridge called for the release of the Hazelian governor, “Democracy can only function in peaceful society, and taking hostages to achieve one’s goals will not lead to the result they expect.”

The junta has warned that “any Izaakian provocations” would be met with “resolute action”.

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Weisserstein Coast Guards captured 3 and sunk 1 illegal fishing vessel in its oceans. Causing 12 injured and 1 death on the illegal fishers’ side, with 0 casualties on Weisserstein’s side. The move has been highly praised by the people for defending and securing Weisserstein’s ocean territories.

The Founder, Head of State and The Highest Commander of the True United Military, Iakov Xhuglini, has spent his 60th birthday (14th Sep 2022) enjoying his new hobby of bottle shipbuilding and spending time with his family.
It was a tradition that he would initiate a free festival for citizens on the 15th. This years’ festival “Will still be held, even more extensively and of course for free. A part of the festival will include raising citizen awareness of helping one another in need. A new charity organization will be opened and subsidized to help citizens volunteer and provide charity for those less fortunate.”
A big difference this year is “I will not be attending nor opening the festival myself. Our citizens and private institutions can function just fine without me or the government”, ending the last statement in a very convincing manner.