Zuhlgani Foreign Office Fires Back at President Dutton
BREAKING— Zuhlgan has just released a stern statement condemning President Dutton’s remarks as “baseless and dangerously provocative.” The Foreign Office accused Izaakia of misrepresenting its internal security measures and warned that any further provocations, including Izaakia’s expanded military exercises in the Gulf of Good Omen, would be met with decisive action. Officials declared, “Enough is enough. We demand President Dutton cease his inflammatory rhetoric and engage in responsible dialogue, or face the consequences.”