FiHami has officially elected federal prisoner Texeteti’ Kokostali as the next Prime Minister of FiHami, to the surprise of everyone and no one at the same time.
“I did it for the Stream…” Laments Kailani Hastofi to the Ha’Hani Times. “I thought everyone else would vote reasonably and I would be the meme vote.”
Several other FiHami citizens have similar stories to tell.
“In my first act as Prime Minister of FiHami, I hereby declare that every valid Kalweiric family on this island will receive free Kiwi • every week!” Texeteti’ announced during his victory stream.
FiHami political experts commented that the Prime Minister does not have such powers and the job description is oversight of the ministries and working with Parliament to pass acts as needed.
• Editor’s Note: Kiwi is a psychedelic plant in FiHami whose leaves are known to cause severe hallucinations. FiHami Kiwi is not related to the popular fruit known as “kiwi”, the term for the fruit is known as “Waki’shi”.