RAFI:
Since building a government website is apparently too difficult, two other topics emerged in public discourse:
—VPN: This one shocked me because the domestic Judiciary actually issued a public clarification. The High Court stated: “The use of VPN services, nor accessing non-standard network topologies, is not prohibited.”
If it just ended there, it would be boring, so the Head of Government (Payton) felt an urge to state that: “Prohibition is inefficient, since every network transmission is traceable by hash ID, in illicit data especially.”
Well since Payton pronounced a very specific method of honeypotting, The Plenary Committees’ Working Group for Public Protection, Appraisal, Inquiry and Scrutiny began an investigation. In it, they demanded from The AID to be provided with “The percentage of data which can trigger a hash trip in relation to usual overall traffic; As well as whether all of those ID’s are actually illicit material.” Knowing The AID, this will receive a reply with whatever new psy-op half-misinformation they’ve planned to test.
—Narcotic Tourism: The Executive Officer for Home Affairs, Police and Public Safety (Sinclair Houtem) felt left out, so a PSA was issued: “Please, do not attempt traveling with XTCs, amphetamines or barbiturates with you, elsewhere abroad; They will be regarded as contraband.” When asked by Head of HMSGOpposition (Nowell Riley Trenton) on narcotic tourism here, Sinclair replied: “No one else wants to stay up all night so that they can’t have fun.”
Correct. Good night, Sinclair.
—Reporter: perennialistDeconstructor