Article 1778: During a game of chess, the two players must smile at each other for at least 2.5% of the total play time.
Article 1779: Thou shalt not talk shit about Cadians.
Article 1800: Glazing M4 SOPMOD II is required by ExquisiteGentleman because it’s a canon event. Oh, and TSP is cool.
Article 1801: Konsa must go through the entire 2nd constitution and restore to the true Article numbers
Article 1782: Article 1800 is renamed to Article 1780 and Article 1801 is renamed to Article 1781.
Article 1783: Everyone must celebrate Disney and never talk bad about Disney
Article 1784: As an exception to Article 1783, everyone must talk bad about Disney productions every tuesday.
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Article 1785: The delegate’s mansion should have walls covered in ice cream during ProfessorHenn’s delegacy.
Article 1786:
Hereby declares usage of the number “67” in context of the viral meme involving a middle school boy screaming “67” and usage of the number in a viral song unconstitutional to the Constitution and Charters of The South Pacific.
Article 1787: I hereby declare what was said in Article 1784 unconstitutional under the Constitution of the South Pacific
Article 1788: M4 SOPMOD cool
Article 1789: The right of the people to receive fortnightly telegrams shall not be infringed
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Article 1790: Disney will control all elections and determine who wins.
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Article 1791: Hereby repeals Article 1790 for being a blatant, unconstitutional insult to Democracy and the core values of TSP
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Article 1792: The South Pacific Secret Police shall have the power to break up protests in favor of pie or ice cream and punish the respective protesters.
Article 1793: Article 1792 needs to be more tyrannical.
Article 1794: Non-cakeists are allowed to own weapons, including military equipment like drones, tanks, military aircraft, IFVs, missiles, etc. This is to encourage them to overthrow the Cakeists with violent revolution. Cakeists are not allowed to own weapons and must rely solely on praying to Griffindor.
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Article 1795: Notwithstanding any other provision of law, neither Article 1794 nor this Article shall be repealed, amended, or otherwise abrogated.
Article 1795: Pieists are poopy heads
Article 1797: The foregoing Article shall be, and hereby is, repealed in its entirety. Glory to pie.