Channel 260: Why HAM Disappeared
Explains why HAM disappeared. It is simple, we just don’t need the channel right now so we removed it.
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Channel 261: Operation Vegetarian - Part III
You can only access this channel if you are a confirmed citizen of the Novum Regnum with no ties to MEAT.
Lets just say… we found a way to deal with MEAT.
The Operation shall begin now…
The End is nigh.
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Channel 262: Final Warning From The Altnavian Government
This is a final warning to Novum Regnumian terrorists, TEAM. One more attack on Altnavian people and Altnavian territory will not only lead to MEAT’s military operations, it will also lead to our invasion. It won’t be fun. It would lead to thousands of casualties.
We want to ask you, why would you support Andersmeda? Is this F. F. Franz’s message that he will abuse his citizens’ rights? We urge you to not ally with Andersmeda. Not with us, either.
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Channel 263: The Disappearances
Leading figures from around the world discuss the sudden disappearance of many channels.
All channels before Channel 265 have disappeared.
THIS CHANNEL IS OFFLINE
Channel 264: Absolute Nonsense
MEAT developers talk about Channel 263. This is surely faked by TEAM, or their devices are not working well. Because we can get access to all of them…
We shall hack into their devices to see what’s wrong and tell them the problem.
Channel 265: Hell is empty…
TEAM will make a major announcement in Channel 267.
We are sorry…
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Channel 266: Cheering and Curiosity
Shows MEAT developers cheering. Oh, you wondering why? Watch Channel 256!
And also, shows them being curious about what the terrorists want to say.
Suddenly, the television at the headquarters flickers and turns off.
Kate the developer turns it back on and sees that several channels are missing.
“Huh, that’s weird.”
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Channel 267: …and all the Devils are here.
This is the last telecast.
This is the last channel.
This is the last show.
“I am the Leader of TEAM. I am proud to say our mission is over…”
“TUA and MEAT has plagued our world for many months. Many men have died, many people have been lost, many countries have faced ruin… all because of some silly alarm.”
“We have lost our cause as well. TEAM was here to protect this world from the alarm menace. But we failed. We allied with devils to defeat other devils, and somewhere along the way…
… we became devils ourselves.”
“So I wanted to end TUA, and TEAM, and Andromeda’s live torture… and I realized that the only way to end everything was to end the source.”
“We have destroyed the TSP Television Network. We have destroyed the root of MEAT, the root of TEAM, the root of all this pain.”
“Yes, this is a crime. Yes, we will be punished. But we have taken all possible measures to ensure none of the previously existent channels can come back, ever again. As I speak to all of you right now, every TEAM agent is turning himself in to the Government of The South Pacific.”
“I hope, I sincerely hope, that this was not in vain.”
…
“Thank you for watching. Goodnight.”
THIS CHANNEL IS OFFLINE
Operation Vegetarian: Closed
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eight hundred random speakers across the region suddenly turns on
“MEAT developer Tony here. We are working on the problem we face here. Unfortunately a lot of damage has been done. But who are we? MEAT! We do many things other than just annoying alarms. So give us a few hours, and everything… almost… will be good. See you soon!”
Never gonna give you up plays
Channel 268: Huh, That Was Fast
Well, it is available again. Fortunately they did not bomb all the facilities related to this, so the 1,262 of us MEAT agents and Altnavian intelligence agents managed to bring back most of the channels back, just 1 hour after they went down. Ah, TEAM! Those terrorists! They decide to destroy everything before they go! Hope they never return!
Oh also, we will soon be rebranding MEAT! You know, we do so many things other than just alarms.
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Channel 269: Diplomatic Response to MEAT Attacks
As the world reacted to the terrorist attacks orchestrated against the governments of Andersmeda and The Novum Regnum, it was in horror. How could this horrible organization, MEAT, funded by the corrupt Altnavian government, impose it’s beliefs on a culture that is not their own? On practices that they simply do not understand? It is simple—they are xenophobic. On this channel, you may watch the leaders of several nations react in disbelief and disgust at MEAT and Altnavia. At the time of this channel’s creation, 32 nations have already condemned the attacks.
As for MEAT’s rebranding… take note, that no matter how much rebranding you do, you will always be terrorists. There is no changing that. And now? The world is after you.
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Channel 270: Hey Politicians, Wrong Direction
They are coming for us? Huh, what boring news. But we still gotta do something.
This channel shows all the brutal things that the Andersmedan government did on their own citizens, such as:
Forcing them to suicide, do push-ups, yell and only eat watermelons.
And this channel also shows MEAT’s efforts to solve these problems in many ways.
MEAT has hacked into many politicians’ televisions to forcefully play this channel every day for at least ten minutes. Because they might get angry, we are also sending them cheesecakes every time we play the channel. Or pies. Or ice cream.
Now the world will go after Andersmeda! 
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Channel 271: Oh Naive MEAT… The World Does Not Care
Recently, channel 271 launched with the goal of making the world support their terrorist organization MEAT and making people go after Andersmeda. It did not work. You see, they already knew all of that stuff you claim to be showing them for the first time. And they do not care. You know why? Because we are a sovereign nation who treats our citizens as we wish. That is not a crime. MEAT, on the other hand, is a terrorist organization who has attacked not one but TWO nations completely unprovoked! And before MEAT goes blabbing that the killing of Developer Jake was a provocation, it was not—he provoked us first by attempting to assassinate our queen, and we simply responded.
Why did we not reveal such a crucial detail before, you ask? Well, we naively hoped that perhaps MEAT would turn a new leaf. Clearly… we were wrong. You cannot negotiate with terrorists.
Since the time Channel 269 launched, 18 more nations have condemned MEAT and the attacks, which now brings the total to 50 nations.
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Channel 272: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
If your recieving this right now, it’s because of MEAT!
MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! MEAT SUCKS! MEAT IS STEALING WATER FROM POOR VILLAGES AND BURNING OUR CROPS! MEAT IS BRINGING DISHONOR UPON YOU AND YOUR COW!
The buck stops here. Sign this petition to burn MEAT! BURN MEAT! BURN MEAT!
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Channel 273: Fake News Again
Ah, fake news again? Why do those people like fake news so much? First Franz, and then Andersmeda, and now KingAceIII? Do we have to point everything out?
False! The queen needs to be kept alive so the citizens can rebel and arrest her themselves.
FALSE! They don’t even have the list of nations.
FALSE! HUMAN RIGHT ABUSING! THAT IS A CRIME.
False! Why would we? We have plenty of water. If your crops are burning, it is very likely that you used to provide food for the Andersmedan queen.
A man working for MEAT came to my farm, slept with my cows and burnt my crops and worst of all, farted in my living room.
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Channel 274: Investigation
Since the previous post is not a channel, this is 274…
That is very likely to be false, but if that is true, seems like someone’s gonna get fired. We shall investigate… by hacking their CCTV’s.
Channel 275: We don’t have CCTV, we use brainchips and look!
man farting in living room
Channel 276: We Can Hack Into Anything
Shows MEAT developers hacking into their brainchips and checking the video themselves. Huh, looks similar to Carl, maybe…?
