Channel 240: Andersmeda is not so bad?
Videos of the many benefits of living in Andersmeda and all of the good things their Queen has done
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Channel 241: Tripping
Plays clips of political leaders tripping over something whilst they are walking. May occasionally be hijacked by anti-government forces to show videos of drug users going on psychedelic trips or getting high on drugs instead.
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Channel 242: Tripping 
Plays clips *of drug users going on psychedelic trips or getting high on drugs. May occasionally be hacked by channel 241 and play videos of politicians tripping while walking
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Channel 243: Hospital Above Versus ‘Em
Unfortunately it seems like the evil queen has some very good earplugs. Seems like she will open the tournament tomorrow. But we are not going to just watch the poor sad people hurt and kill one another when they should use the weapons to fight for their rights. The Andersmedan government warned:
But what if we approached from above? We are not on their soil, so they cannot do anything! And also, bombing something right above the stadium will ruin their ‘fun’!
So, every time when they begin their Abusing Human Rights Tournament or whatever they call it, we will have a huge helicopter (or more) a bit above their stadium! Every time we see one of their victims get badly hurt, we are going to bring them up and cure them.
Oh right, this? No worries! We shall ask them where their families are, and bring all of them to brand new houses which we built near our headquarters.
You might be wondering what we will do if Andersmeda attempts to attack our helicopter while we are moving. No worries! We are literally, MEAT. We have plans. We have weapons.
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Channel 244: FIREWORKS 
Plays videos of random fireworks shows in Andersmeda that randomly coincide with helicopter sightings near Andersmedan events.
PS:
You might be wondering what we will do if Andersmeda attempts to attack our helicopter while we are moving. No worries! We are literally, MEAT. We have plans. We have weapons.
DAMN
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Channel 245: Public Broadcast to Andersmeda and the World
To those who believe they can disrupt sacred Andersmedan tradition with whirring toys and stolen sympathy:
We see you.
Let us remind you: The sky is not neutral. It is Andersmedan territory. Any unpermitted aircraft entering our aerial radius, regardless of altitude, will be treated as a hostile military target.
And what happens to hostile military targets?
They burn.
Our new Ice Cream AA Protocol has been calibrated to detect even the heartbeat of a pilot.
You will not see the missile.
You will not hear the lock.
You will simply cease to exist.
To the traitors whispering with MEAT… yes, we know who you are.
And so do our volcanoes.
They are hungry.
Toodle-doo! 
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Channel 246: Hacking Andersmedan Missiles
To Andersmeda:
Looks like somebody forgot, we are MEAT. Hacking into politicians’ devices to make them hear complaints, hacking into the evil queen’s devices to keep her always awake. Best alarm service and hackers around.
Will we see the missile flying? Nope.
Will you see the missile flying? Nope.
Will the missile even launch? Nope.
We will simply, continue to exist.
You will simply, be extremely annoyed.
We are Most Efficient Alarm Tech, and we are not only good in alarms. We shall not ignore the human rights abuses in Andersmeda.
What happens to criminals?
They get punished.
To Andersmedan citizens worrying about the volcano, no worries, we are working on that problem. Stand up against the evil. Fight for your freedom. You have support.
Most Efficient Alarm Tech
Waking people up, for free, more efficiently.
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Channel 247: Watch MEAT get charred!
Hello all! The government of Andersmeda is pleased to announce that we have successfully captured one of the members of the foreign terrorist organization MEAT, a developer! On this channel, you can witness him being thrown into a volcano. Now featuring live audience participation! When you watch this channel live, you’ll get the opportunity to vote on:
- How the developer should be thrown in (cannonball? kick? a good ol’ toss?)
- What the queen says to the developer before he’s thrown in (should she be sweet like usual, or get a lil icy?)
- The song that is played while the charring of MEAT takes place!
And many more! So tune in at 5PM EST (just in time for dinner… for us and the volcano ), because it’ll be a night to remember! 
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Channel 248: THE LOTTERY
Want a front - seat view of MEAT officials getting charred?
Well, guess what!
The Government of the Novum Regnum officially partners with the Andersmedan Government to provide one lucky viewer of this channel, a free ticket to Andersmeda where they will get a week-long tour of all the beautiful locations and a charring viewing to end the week!
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Channel 249: Really Interesting Missiles
Random MEAT developer: “Oh no, seems like Jake has been captured! We haven’t finished our volcano project yet! What are we gonna do?”
Another developer: “I told you! We need to join the tournament and well, you know.”
Another one: “Jim! I told you, we only do violence when they do it first! We should just send a warning. Oh yeah, and also we should quickly prepare a rescue team. We still have some time.”
Shows missiles located at the MEAT headquarters being prepared for launching. Doesn’t show any missiles being launched… well, not yet. As always, we never kill any enemies unless they do it first. But if Andersmeda executes our developer… well, it will be a lot of fun. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Oh yes, and we are also having a poll!
Question: If Andersmeda executes our developer, which place should we strike first?
- Their main palace
- Their volcano
- Their stadium for the human rights abusing tournament
- The queen’s food supplying farmlands
- All of them at once
P.S. The killing of a MEAT developer will not only lead to MEAT’s military operations, it will also lead to Altnavian government intervention. You know, MEAT developers are Altnavian.
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Channel 250: Saving Humans At Volcanic Eruptions
(three MEAT developers having a conversation at the headquarters)
Developer Kate: “Tony, you sure we can have two channels in a row?”
Developer Tony: “Nobody said we can’t! Besides, we need to have this up ASAP. I am not quite sure about the ‘Eruptions’ part of this channel name, but hey, cool acronym, right?”
Developer Kate: “We are so good at acronyms. Look at our names, and then look at theirs. So BORING!!!
Developer Jim: “Finally we are using our strongest air to surface missiles! We shall stop the human rights abuses!”
Developer Tony: “Jake, don’t worry! Here we go!”
Outraged by the Andersmedan government’s decision to use their volcano for executions and trying to make those executions into entertainment, MEAT has launched a new program. This channel livestreams MEAT helicopters fully armed with the company’s most powerful weapons rescuing people about to be executed by Andersmeda at a volcano. Oh of course, we don’t rescue real criminals, we only rescue MEAT developers and people related to MEAT in some way.
First rescue operation: Saving Developer Jake from Andersmeda! Taking him to safety just three and a half hours before the scheduled execution time (5pm EST)! How dramatic!
Secret message to Andersmedan queen: as we always said, we will not use violence on you before you attack us. But if you do attack us first, we will launch an attack on several parts of Andersmeda. You may be complaining that Developer Jake did some spy stuff, so we offer you delicious ice cream! 1 tonne of it! Straight to the palace! 
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Channel 251: Replay of MEAT getting charred!
Weren’t able to tune in last night? No worries, on this channel, you can watch a replay of the glorious event! And oh… it was beautiful.
Without spoiling toooo much, here’s some stuff that went down:
- A ridiculously named channel (SHAVE) decided to send some helicopters to try and rescue the terrorist Jake. Don’t worry… we took care of it
- Some more terrorists fell right into our laps! Talk about an epic fail of a rescue mission! Yeah… HA!
- Developers (aka: terrorists) Tony, Kate, and Jim of MEAT were captured! Huzzah!
So, missed out on the action last night? Tune into this channel, for an epic replay of when Tony, Kate, Jim, and Jake, were fed to the volcano! It was such a spectacular sight 
Want a real piece of the action? On Andersmeda’s website we have just dropped some BRAND NEW merch! What is it, you ask? Well, obviously, we needed to keep some mementos of the terrorists before they were fed to the volcano… so we took their teeth! Now available for 1000 Anders each! It’s highly exclusive and there is limited stock, so order now if interested!
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Channel 252: OLA, and pointing out false accusations
Tony: “Huh, that is weird, right? We were in the headquarters this entire time and they claim that they caught us.”
Kate: “Exactly! And the helicopter was not holding any of our developers, only robots.”
Tony: “Unfortunately they did fire upon our helicopter and took Jake away before the helicopter left Andersmedan airspace. Unfortunately… it is true that Jake has been killed. But what do they mean by the other developers?”
Kate: “They must have killed some of their poor people after dressing them up to make propaganda!”
Jim: “So what are we waiting for? They used violence first, we have been SO patient. Not anymore!”
Before we start talking about this, we would like to inform you that Jake and other people (who apparently have nothing to do with us) were killed by the evil regime of Andersmeda.
We warned, and they did not listen. We have had enough. From now on, RIM livestreams missiles being launched from our headquarters. Hundreds of drones with cameras attached on them will be flying above Andersmeda, and the videos taken by them will be live streamed on this channel.
Oh, yes, the poll on RIM! Choice 5 was the most popular one, so now, we are bombing their palace, their volcano, their stadium and the queen’s food supplying farmlands at the same time. Watch this channel, and you can enjoy the beautiful sight!! 
ROOF is now playing three times a day! We shall encourage the poor citizens to fight against the dictatorship and build a new, democratic nation.
Please note that the government of Altnavia is not participating in any attacks yet. All weapons used currently are owned by MEAT. Also, we shall stop bombing as soon as we destroy our four targets.
Update:
- 53 minutes since the beginning of the attacks, we announce that we have successfully destroyed one of our targets- the farmlands that supply the queen’s food. Don’t worry, no deaths. All injuries will be taken care of by HAVE.
- 1 hour and 5 minutes, we have successfully destroyed their stadium for holding human right abusing tournaments.
- 2 hours and 39 minutes, we have successfully destroyed target structures on and around the volcano.
- 3 hours and 1 minute, we have finished bombing our four targets. 0 deaths. 8 injured people are being treated by our doctors. For free. We shall stop attacks, and this channel shall show the smoke rising from the targets.
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Channel 253: Operation Vegetarian - Part I
Shows live replays of Part I of Operation Vegetarian which took place on 13th July, 2025.
0000 - TEAM agents head to 12 located RIM launching stations.
0024 - Station-12 is blown up and all equipment is destroyed. 2 MEAT agents are killed. Any informative files were extracted. Damage to surrounding environment was mitigated and kept to a minimum.
0030 - Station-03 is blown up and all equipment is destroyed. 4 MEAT agents are killed. Any informative files were extracted. Damage to surrounding environment was mitigated and kept to a minimum.
0034 - Station-09 is blown up and all equipment is destroyed. 1 MEAT agent are killed. Any informative files were extracted. Damage to surrounding environment was mitigated and kept to a minimum.
0035 - Station-08 is blown up and all equipment is destroyed. 1 MEAT agent are killed. Any informative files were extracted. Damage to surrounding environment was mitigated and kept to a minimum.
0056 - Station-07 is blown up and all equipment is destroyed. 2 MEAT agents are killed. Any informative files were extracted. Damage to surrounding environment was mitigated and kept to a minimum.
0114 - Station-01 is blown up and all equipment is destroyed. MEAT showed heavy resistance. 7 MEAT agents are killed. 3 agents escaped. There may have been more in the facility. Any informative files were extracted. Damage to surrounding environment was mitigated and kept to a minimum. 2 casualties were suffered.
0119 - Station-04 and Station-10 are blown up and all equipment is destroyed. Station had been abandoned. Nothing could be recovered due to immediate withdrawal to support agents invading Station-11. Damage to surrounding environment was mitigated and kept to a minimum.
0340 - Station-11 was destroyed. Heavy resistance showed. 8 helicopters were destroyed. 19 MEAT agents died. 7 were captured and have been sentenced to life in prison. 27 casualties were suffered. 2 tanks destroyed. 6 fighter jets taken down. Surrounding environment suffered high damage.
0412 - Other targeted stations were found abandoned. Equipment was recovered and taken for research. There were no files found (presumably burnt by escaping MEAT agents). Stations were turned into military encampments for TEAM.
Files have revealed approximate location of MEAT headquarters to be Atlas Mountains and surrounding areas.
We are coming…
Note: Despite possible future denials by MEAT that this was faked, we have confirmed that killed and captured agents did indeed belong to MEAT (methods for this confirmation cannot be revealed to the public out of concern for their own safety and for maintenance of confidentiality) and the sites were indeed built and operated by MEAT (though operation was mainly by advanced robots).
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Channel 254: Quick Statement on Recent Attacks
We shall confirm that one of our missile bases that is not located in our headquarters has been attacked. It is true that we lost several of our agents and property to the enemies.
What might be fortunate is that the attacked base is one of our smallest ones, and the main one is located in our headquarters where the walls are five meters thick and the roof cannot be broken by TEAM technology (they have tried before, only to get through the first layer).
We are outraged by the loss of many of our companions. TEAM shall pay for this very, very soon. If we find any evidence that the Novum Regnum government is part of the attack, this could spread to an Altnavian invasion on Novum Regnum.
Note: No, the headquarters are not located in the mountains.
If we execute attacks on TEAM, the process will not be livestreamed due to safety reasons.
Updates:
- 7 minutes after the statement, a meeting related to retaliation begins at the headquarters.
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Channel 255: Operation Vegetarian - Part II: The 2nd Invasion of The Headquarters
Shows live replays of Part II of Operation Vegetarian which took place on 13th July, 2025.
1100 - The attacks begin.
1150 - The first layer of the Walls are breached. [Casualties - 0]
1311 - The second layer of the Walls are breached. [Casualties - 344]
1507 - The third layer of the Walls are breached. [Casualties - 629]
1647 - The fourth layer of the Walls are breached. [Casualties - 589]
1700 - TEAM agents make a sudden and quick withdrawal, leaving only the 5th layer, the strongest and thickest layer of the Walls intact.
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Channel 256: Retaliation against TEAM
We are a bit confused at Channel 255, as there were no attacks 10 minutes ago, and the walls simply cannot be destroyed. Even we cannot destroy it. The architects said that probably a hydrogen bomb will do the job, but using that in the middle of the city? Uh, not the best idea.
It seems like they had invaded one of our bases located in the countryside, where the walls are similar to the walls here, but a bit weaker. But they have used violence first, and we shall not be patient.
“Oh, it is gonna be so fun!!” -Jim, a developer
This channel will inform people of our retaliation against the terrorists from Novum Regnum.
Updates:
- As this channel is released, the military operation begins.
- 4 minutes, a location which is very highly likely to be a TEAM base is chosen to be attacked.
- 8 minutes, several drones and missiles are prepared for the attack.
- 14 minutes, eight missiles are fired from one of our bases.
- 32 minutes, we have successfully destroyed our first target. The exact number of deaths and injuries is unknown, however we suspect that there has been at least 80 deaths.
- 41 minutes, another target building has been turned into a smoking pile of rubble. Exact casualties are unknown.
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Chanel 257: Jim?
Shows a 24/7 replay of the sudden death of Jim, a MEAT developer, from unknown causes soon after the release of Channel 256.
PS: If MEAT denies this, they are lying.
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Channel 258: Jim the Developer is Alive and Well!
Shows live footage of Tony filming Jim eating popcorn on the sofa at the headquarters living room.
P.S. TEAM is lying. There is no way they can know what goes on in here.
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Channel 259: What happened to HAM?
Shows the sudden and unexplained disappearance of HAM. TEAM is suspected to be behind this but there is no surity.
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