Channel 281: Introducing Benevitan
We are happy to announce that we have rebranded Most Efficient Alarm Tech! Introducing Benevitan, a company to efficiently improve the lives of the majority in many ways.
We will improve many lives in many ways. We shall provide more efficient alarm sounds on television, make alarm clocks that do not require an electronic device, protect human rights of poor Andersmedans, spread the idea of dessert equality and do many other stuff.
Introducing:
With this rebranding, we will stop sending out new content on several of our channels. We will only provide new content on Most Efficient Alarm Tech (MEAT), Peaceful Efficient Alarm Service (PEAS), Make Your Own Waking Noise (MYOWN) and Help Other Sleepyheads Easily Stand (HOSES). On our other channels, you can watch or listen to replays. Our actions in Andersmeda are temporary suspended, and will return in a couple of days. There might be a few things we’d do if the evil regime attempts serious crimes during these days.
This channel is about information and advertisements of this new company.